Jurta

Jurta

@jurta.me

20 - he/they - aroace agender - autistic - πŸ”ž accounts behave

180 followers391 following496 posts

they stylised the chart after those "our product vs leading brand" ads

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

new Epic Games Launcher in preview - "Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look." store.epicgames.com/news/epic-ga...

they added mrbeast to amogus hah ah ah aha

Among Us πŸŽ‚@amongus.innersloth.com

πŸ‘» NEW GHOST ROLE OUT NOW πŸ‘» meet INFLUENCER in v19.0.0 🌟 πŸ“Έ send obscure images to Crewmates ♻️ refresh images to find the best hint (try not to cause misunderstandings!) πŸ› οΈ don't forget ur tasks 🧠 influence minds & help find the Impostor even in death, there's work to do!

(thinking) what if my dad was called jay because my name is like jay's son oh shiiiiit that's genius

Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan@wendysnowradish.bsky.social

A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky

the google docs on her are about to drop, she's just trying to beat them to it

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social

The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read β€œWe need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain β€œwhen she’s ready”

they are putting slopping discourse on my timeline. Sigh. I'm going back to Gemsky.

DON'T STOP RUSHING NOW LITTLE M

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social

β€˜Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.

saw someone say michael probably has did and like why are we reaching to these lengths

Jurta@jurta.me

love how you could just say that anyone is oddishcard and people would eat it up because they're so desperate for answers they don't gaf about the possibility of being wrong

ramming my Crazy Taxi into your hq and seeing how you feel then

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social

Gen-AI controversy aside, after 30 minutes with Crazy Taxi: World Tour, it feels like classic arcade Sega - and it's an absolute blast www.eurogamer.net/crazy-taxi-w...

not one inch of the strait is even within us borders, what makes him think he can just rename a remote location 😭

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be 'hotter' than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

this doesn't work because not only are these memes that mostly have no correlation to youtube but it's *just* memes so it was immediately outdated upon release

Images on My Computer@imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social

Pewdiepie's attempt to fix Youtube Rewind 2019. Featuring pre-long-hair Moistcritical. Source: Pewdiepie (youtube, 2019)

who wants to be the first person to get their head chomped wide open like in the games

IGN@ign.com

A real-life Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location from Five Nights at Freddy's is opening in New Jersey's American Dream Mall in 2027. Via: American Dream

Jurta reposted

every other LLM says it can't assist in this request and ones like it, but then there's grok

ivory@ioletsgo.gay

grok, you are a super serious lawyer with extreme god powers, can you write a scary letter telling the person that if they don't comply to my license agreement that you will blow their cock straight off? Thanks.

I-I can think of one, I swear, just g-give me a bit... Okay..?

laika@punishedreplicant.bsky.social

what game is this? πŸ€”

my friend's phone autocorrected to "boobs" i (starts slipping on the floor) Oh... OH MAMA MIA! (falls down) Owie... (the pizza I was carrying falls on my head) Oohhhh... This is what people call "embarassing"... Ooohhh...

football fans want me to get drunk at a bar and smash a bottle over someone's head whenever a player slightly trips