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Good evening all~~

If you don't remember Videonow, you're probably too young for me sweetheart~

Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍

When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to btw

I wanna learn how to manually control my nipples, not the whole boob, JUST the nipple!

Dude, erotic ASMR for women is next level. The stuff for guys is like "Your dommy mommy gf cuddles you and gives you affirmations while stroking it." One of the women's eroASMR I just saw was literally "You Get Drugged and Gangraped at a Party." I'm not even paraphrasing, it was literally that.

Getting pinned down and bred by one guy while another busts a load straight down my throat and calls me dirty little slut>>>>>>>>>>>

NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY ANOTHER #DIABLO FUCK YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH #DiabloV BABYYYYYYYY PLZ DON'T BE AN MMO LIKE 4

The little guy actually LIKES his fun being poked at; he's just shy.

An understated struggle of being EXTREMELY colorblind is seeing white people wearing tan/khaki tight pants and having to double-take because it deadass looks like they're just going out bottomless. "Oh, thank God, there's a seam..."

Dolly was a shining example of what every good person should strive to be. This world is a worse place without her, but a better place for having had her. Rest in peace, miss Parton; you will be missed dearly.

Uncomfortable truth: All animals run on either dog software or cat software. Ferrets, owls, and raccoons? Cat. Horses, pigs, and cows? Dog. The exception to this are hamsters, which run on a pirated version of Windows 98 booted up on a virtual machine inside of a Linux-run laptop.

I came out as gay, my wisdom teeth came in straight.

Call an elevator a lift all day long, I understand how dialects work so it doesn't bother me. HOWEVER, I will NEVER accept switching the use of decimals and commas. 2.384 is NOT two-thousand three-hundred eighty-four. And, yes, you must agree with me; my opinion is the only correct one.

Writers on their way to give the saddest backstory ever to the guy that was just pushing babies through a meat grinder 6 chapters ago like that's gonna make me give a fuck if this dude gets launched into a black hole or not:

I would NEVER deepthroat for money no matter how mu-- is that a limited edition Blue-Eyes White Dragon (●⩊〇)>

Pressing up arrow, down arrow, home, and end keys all at once to pinch YouTube Shorts' hidden clit and give it an orgasm so good it has a seizure and just fucking crashes on me.

Every once in a while, I need a sweet, old black lady from Louisiana to call me "sweetheart" and tell me to get my shit together.

If you don't eat the crust, you're missing out on the best part of the planet.

All the people who spent years making fun of Americans and our obsession with ranch tried it and opened their 3rd eye.

I just had to put deodorant on my tits. Fuck this heat and fuck boob sweat.

I got cheesecake 🥲

For my birthday, I want either a cheesecake or hot, sweaty, baby-making sex with 3 hot guys.

I am now 10% as old as the United States (●⩊〇)>

I'm sorry, but I fucking loathe both Berserk and JoJo's and legitimately have begun resorting to blocking people that try to get me to read/watch them. "iS tHaT a jOJo rEferENce?!?" Genuinely castrate yourself. "if You ThInk tHat StoRy'S dArK yOU sHouLd rEad BerSeRk!" Feed yourself to the ocean.

Disrespecting people based on things they can't help is never ok, regardless of context. We criticize choices, reprimand behavior, and we judge an unwillingness to grow, learn, or change. We do NOT mock health conditions, ridicule circumstances, or make fun of someone's body. Be better.

Dear UI developers: please stop putting the "Image Saved" pop-up where it covers the "Save Image" button. You're making saving multiple images in a row unnecessarily annoying.

Sequels that spit on the soul of the original (looking at you, Dragon Age: The Veilgaurd)

Funny deep sleep….

Just realized I quoted the wrong post. Mbmb ✌

I started blocking the Tumblr readers and YouTube shorts deadass started just repeating the same 3 shorts?? THAT'S LITERALLY ALL THERE IS?!?!

If a dev makes a sequel to a game and my favorite mechanic from the original is no longer present in the sequel, I'm going to assume the dev hates me personally and is a big stinkyface. (I joke but I genuinely hate this sm. Why does this happen so fucking often?)

Can I PLEASE get shortform videos that are literally anything but people reading tumblr posts with Minecraft parkour playing in the background? Anything at all.

Me: So there's this thing I do where-- Doctor: Yeah, that's another sign of autism. Me: