🐶joshwuff🐶

The seapen is my new fear :(

Yikes bro. Honda trying to charge me $400 to change my spark plugs. Had a friends dad help me and oh my god is it easy to change them?!!!

I mean, I haven’t had anything to eat today, and I’ll be here for a couple of hours 🤔

Maaaan, love when my ‘23 Honda decides to die on the highway :/

So I won’t be attending MP27, but I will still be working on project Ketchup. If anything that gives me more time to work on project Ketchup!!! I’ll hold a closed beta for MP28 👀

Today I learned that these Opaque Heinz bottles are not able to be unscrewed. They are sold in bulk to restaurants so that they can’t refill these with ketchup that isn’t Heinz. I tried to open it myself, it’s really really hard, I feel like it’ll explode if I open it xd

YOOOOO FINALLY!!!! YA BOY IS THE FIRST SEARCH RESULT FOR JOSHWUFF!!!! WE DID IT CHAT YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Breh, had some dude walk up to me when I was done with my reps at the gym and start berating me, telling me I was doing it wrong and getting in my face. I told the dude I was endurance training to get him off my ass but dude started questioning me. Let me do my work out Jesus fucking Christ xox

Conspiracy theory. All McDonald’s burgers are born from a hive mind, they have a massive birthing burger queen that produces all the burgers. THESE WHITE DOTS are PROOF!!!! It’s their birthmarks or bellybuttons!!!! >:0

ONFGOGMGOMGOMGGG A PACKAGAE ARRIVED AT MY DOOR!!!! I FOUGHT THE MAILMAN FOR IT BUT ITS ALL GOOD!!!!!YIPPIE YIPPIE YIPPIE!!!!!!!! :3333333

So, turns out web development is challenging but not impossible for me, however…web-APP development is another story 😭 My aim is still for MP27!!! I’m gonna name it…project Ketchup…yeah! >:3x

So, turns out web development is challenging but not impossible for me, however…web-APP development is another story 😭 My aim is still for MP27!!! I’m gonna name it…project Ketchup…yeah! >:3x

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Bruh, not TikTok muting a video I made THREE YEARS AGO. SMH, it was like one of my favorite videos too ;,;

I love when drumheads show where you’ve struck them. It’s like, how tight is your drumming spread? xd

I have a little project in the works for MP2027, hopefully I don’t get burnt out doing this, but I think it will be fun! 🤫 👀

Why does Nuka Quartz taste like those old chewable Flintstones vitamins? 🤔

Gahhhd I’m so upset that @joshwuff is taken on insta and Twitter. It would be so nice to have that handle 😭

Ayyyy! I got my custom domain on here uwu

Just found out about the interrobang, interesting piece of typography history owo. It’s this symbol: ‽. It’s supposed to be the equivalent to typing ?!?!?!!!!!!!

@gooeydeer.com has passed away. He was taken far too soon. I miss you forever

Jfc, that’s how you know Twitter is bot infested. I had to delete my tweet because I kept getting replies, all from bots and fake fursuit maker accounts 😭

Hmmm….I’m thinking of either commissioning a fullsuit for myself, or for peachee….hmmmmmm…..🤔

These things were amazing omg

owo

Little tiny puppy cake for a little tiny puppy :3

Ballooons! :D

Insurance company saying they’ll only cover 25% of our roof repair due to previous hurricanes, we have to front 75% of the cost INCLUDING a $6000 deductible. These people are fucking leeches man.

Convenience fee Convenience Fee CONVENIENCE FEE CONNIVENCE FEE CONVENIENCE FEEEE HOW ABOUT YOU CONVENIENTLY EAT MY FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSS

Why are these on sale today out of all days 💀

I would bottom for this, no questions asked

Thanks for your big stupid fucking bill Trump. My financial aid has been cut in half now, and I’m having to pull out of savings for my classes. I was fine before! But now, now I’m struggling to pay off my classes. Thanks! :)

QUOTE WITH SNOOT

Megaplex 2026 Recap!!!! | actually found a Dino!!!!!!! :OOOO🦖🔍 #megaplex #megaplex2026 #furry #fursuit #furryconvention

Happy dog day! :3 #nationaldogday

Some wonderful pictures I was able to get with my cutie patootie boyfriend @arcticotter907.bsky.social!!! I love youuuuu!!!!

What I said to @astrakitty.bsky.social was too controversial, I didn’t make the cut, in fact, I was shortly banned from the venue shortly after 😔 (The joke is that I’m a silent suiter 🤫)

Look at that Fiesta Sized Fops! :0 @rileyriles.bsky.social

Moments before disaster xox 🐜 @littlemiafox.bsky.social

Yknow, being such a big power ranger fan, I’m ashamed to admit I understood why there was a white ranger at Megaplex. They were from Power Rangers DINO THUNDER xd, they were they white ranger from Dino Thunder. DUHHHHH

He’s just chilling back there waiting for snacks x3

Did anyone ever find anything under their seats for the closing ceremony for Megaplex by the way? I was still confused by that “look under your seats” bit? 🤔

Guys, I went through a door that doesn’t open anymore, I was tryna make it to my car, where am I? 😭

Let the PCD begin 😭

No wonder I’ve been feeling under the weather! I’ve been flee’d!!!!! xox

Can you skate on a keyboard? It says board in it. What mx switches would help you more? What would the key do when you are riding the board? 🥺

This feels illegal, having a FWA sticker book at Megaplex .,.

Don’t tell him they’re not real Dino’s, he’s so excited 🥺 #megaplex #megaplex2026