Joshua J. Slone

Scrolling down and before reading the text, I was like "Is that a Geico caveman?"

Quick comparison of max draw distance on Switch 1 and 2 Minecraft.

When picking clothes, one of my biggest concerns is that I won't need to replace them as I grow to 8 feet tall.

Starring Edward James Olmos in an Oscar-nominated role

Re previous-new-MST3K: Earlier this year it was said the Gizmoplex apps would stop working in summer with the content no longer available to access after September 30... but at least so far the Fire TV app is still working for me. Browsing is bad, but I can search for things and play them still.

Congratulations to Brazilian president Flula.

Tried making some non-meat burgers. Not too difficult and the taste was OK, but next time I'll have to do better on them holding together. Also lost a lot of liquid weight while cooking, so they ended up a bit smaller than anticipated.

Elon Musk is a strong-smelling substance extracted from a glandular sac. Literally in his name!

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A lot of people acting angry about this, but he basically says "If you're serving a niche audience, budget appropriately or be survived by those who do", which seems like pretty common sense as long as we're stuck with capitalism. Many successful smaller companies operate within such parameters.

New MST3K credit that most sounds like a horror movie.

Tried to make a lower calorie peanut butter blossom recipe, but some of my changes unintentionally combined to make it more like a springy bread than a cookie. Back to the drawing board. The Halloween alternative to a Hershey's Kiss worked well, though.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 + Expansion Pass DLC Bundle - Nintendo Switch [Digital] $39.94 via Walmart. https://ow.ly/iysn50ZZl9q

Saved you a click: Reaching for their piece.

Appreciate the explicit 1:64. It's important to know how the size of these compare to the real world Kamek and Bowser's Castle.

When I hear a commercial for Beau Bayh, I feel like they're saying Beau Biden but not finishing.

Some of the advice I see for Ninja Creami recipes is easy to ignore. Like, no, I'm not paying four times as much for an ultra-filtered milk so I can add the same amount of protein I'd get from eating several beans.

Xbox Elite controllers are expensive, but the ease of replacing worn out thumbsticks (or swapping d-pads) is nice. I wonder if MS has a patent on the design, because the only example of a different controller using the same parts I can find is someone who mods things like ROG Ally to use them.

My latest attempt at a healthier brownie was the best result yet, but also the one I'm least likely to reveal the big ingredient to before people actually try it. Beans as the main replacement for butter just sounds weird.

Ahh yes, the dubbing practice of "They're speaking English, so you'll believe they have these names, right?"

Watched the anime Astra Lost in Space. From pretty early on the structure of mysteries and different character backstory reveals in different episodes reminded me of Lost. Unlike Lost, though, the whole series is under 6 hours so they didn't waste time writing checks for mysteries they couldn't cash

Took me a second read to be clear Business Insider didn't have a story about incest.

So I've just learned "abracada" is a Spanish word for "hug". Does this mean Steve Miller's really stretched rhyme of "Abracadabra" with "reach out and grab ya" actually had some meaning behind it, or just stupid coincidence?

Do as the founders intended and play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D! onionvs.b-cdn.net/s/detonated_...

Why didn't Tom Cruise play him? youtu.be/EU6Ufu56GCA

Free upgrade, but only for several months? Seems like kind of a dick move.

no, it'll be computerized, so they'll be inventing dr. kawashima's devilish brain training

Big sale temporarily putting prices where they were a few months ago.

Finally Nintendo announces some more big Switch 1 releases.

Feel like a "picture taken before disaster" moment.

Mixed grape drink packet with box of vanilla pudding. Wanted to try orange/Tang-type, but didn't have any. Result tasted decent, but looked kind of ugly with the purple blunted by all the whiteness.

Funny how the right is always griping about how the left is running on promises of too much free stuff, but this is the sort of thing they're trying to lessen midterm losses.

The "plagiarism machine" dig at AI doesn't do much for me. They learn by consuming what other humans have done... but that's also how every human learns. Nobody yearns to read books written by somebody who's never read a book or watched a movie or generally interacted with anyone in any way.

Had some more PC issues today, and I think it's due to my Windows drive running hotter than it should. Nothing's changed inside for a long time, wonder if it's been creeping up until it started hitting a noticeable threshold. For the moment using a fan control program to crank the fans up is helping

If Home Alone 2 had ended slightly differently, it could've been the basis for a pretty interesting episode of Law & Order. Given the barely recognizable state of the bandits' remains, does self-defense remain a valid legal defense?

Drove behind a YABBA 94 plate. Do they love the John Goodman Flintstones movie?