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surprisingly dark episode of "best medicine"

just picked up my dog to snuggle her and she farted and now my eyes are stinging this is worse than star wars episode 9

“millennial” movie my ass

if a man farts in bed and his wife doesn't hear it can she still get mad about it asking for a friend

when i get "wrong number" scam texts i've started asking them for money right out of the gate. gonna start sending them my venmo qr

Holy shit.

been watching the very excellent "blue lights" so of course i've started absorbing an irish accent and my wife is fully irritated with it

It is unfair to discriminate against me simply because I am inherently evil.

When white nationalist are a part of your voting base

abolish the death penalty, too, for that matter

Before I moved to Melbourne, I looked around the net to see if I could find anything interesting going on with shakuhachi. I discovered that there was one guy--David Brown--who was making beautiful wooden ones, and not only that, he also taught aikido.

Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.

the entire college greek system should be abolished.

pssst! check it out!

i'll allow it

I feel that we need to re-set your expectations regarding me more towards "prepared for disappointment."

A tissue box dispenser for cold cuts.

Distortion pedals make the Baby Jesus cry. So I chained several of them together.

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

Generals gathered in their masses / Just like witches at black masses / Evil minds that plot destruction / Sorcerers of death's construction

Hey, remember that time when I admitted that I switched out your shampoo with Nair? You don't? Well, now we have a new shared memory to laugh about!

I’ve heard both Dennis Muren and Phil Tippett, in the pre-AI years, lament young artists who only ever worked from other movies as reference as opposed to going out in the world and experiencing things. How the hell will AI ever replace that?

WE DID IT ✊ WMF US workers voted 158 YES to 14 NO: 91.9% of ballots cast, with 81% turnout. We could not have done it without the solidarity of Wikimedia volunteers. We stand with our UK siblings in their recognition process now and with future organizing efforts across WMF's 🌍 workforce

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

158 yes; 14 no. pretty conclusive.

sorry demographic collection bots but all the films that came out when i was 20 are pretty "meh" to me so i don't have a favorite

I got stuck on Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Rear the Reaper" today (outro to today's episode of Reacher) so I read up on it. The writer is appalled that people think it's about a murder-suicide pact. However, reading the lyrics, that's -exactly- what it is. I can't see any other interpretation.

You can play this on Diceweaver! I'm very proud of it's implementation!

Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live. Hall & Oates Bon Jovi Slayer Dio Fever Ray Jane's Addiction Mötley Crüe Iggy Pop Nine Inch Nails Danzig

dear bluesky is it morally wrong for me to tell a wrong-number scammer to "eat the peanuts out of my shit"

someone said the grim reaper is like a male instacart grocery shopper and gdi this is the best analogy ever.

So happy I got the chance to work with Diceweaver on this! Seems fitting for indie games to be on an indie platform.

There is no quicker way to cast a terrible impression than driving a cybertruck