Jon Pyle

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

Peak Lincoln Riley will be scoring on this final drive and talking about how it was important to find something to build on.

more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work

If you switched Lincoln Riley and Kyle Whittingham, would their fan bases be more or less miserable?

Classic.

an important level in learning anything is arriving at the stage where you go "oh god I suck at this" because it means you've actually started learning

Shout out to Zach!

I haven’t had a hit of online this pure and sustaining since Dadboner

i feel like the implication in image #1 is that Elmer Fudd cheated on his husband Yosemite Sam with Bugs Bunny

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

We’re just normal men

Happy Homecoming season, Texas! And to non-Texans, I don’t know what to tell you.

I didn’t think you could get pushed/blocked into the ball on a punt.

31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson was told she “won’t win friends with salad.” #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.

I can’t be the first person to think about, talk about or suggest this: X Money is definitely about laundering foreign/illicit cash right?

We’re just innocent men

Me: Oh man, OU's gonna lose on a field goal Holly, ten seconds before Arch threw that pick: UNLESS THEY DON'T

get you a quick shine

Writing about it doesn’t somehow make a tragedy “worth it.” It doesn’t magically redeem it. But it does sometimes give someone else the vocabulary for their own lives. Some language to talk about what happened to them.

We’re just normal men

"The only requirement to open a private school in Arkansas is displaying a flag and flagpole" WHAT

Single-handedly trying to start the “Mike Tomlin to USC rumor”

We’re just innocent men

Wake-Louisville has been like a 4.5 star Chinese buffet MulletReview

This thread is so good and puts into words many of things I’ve felt recently about community and living for something beyond yourself. Especially “à la carte living”. That’s a perfect phrase.

We’re just normal men

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

kinda wish we could force Oregon and Ohio State to play one another next week

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark tonight is gonna be special. I can feel it in my bones.

Their time zone optimization coach

Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, “It’s time to light the lights.”

Fellow theater kids reveal yourselves. -2008 FHS Drama Club co-founder and vice-president THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

with diesel prices $2.25/gal higher than a year ago, businesses are paying $284 million more per day on diesel, while gasoline stands $1.02/gal higher than a year ago, consumers are paying $377 million more per day, adding up to a *$4.63* billion additional surcharge every week

The way ultra wealthy people are cash-grabbing right now makes me nervous about the future of the economy.