Jon Porter

As relevant in the UK and it is in the US

Radio 4 platforming Farage and Nick Robinson allowing him to spout ‘facts’ without challenge. 🤮🤮🤮

www.maptap.gg October 27 97🔥 93🏆 84😁 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 949

I do love a well built dashboard grid.iamkate.com

After a weekend with his bestie, I think Bertie is rather tired @hugoandhuman.bsky.social Saturday will be fun, as he gets to meet so many kin at Southsea for the South Coast @schnauzerfest.bsky.social walk #minischnauzersofBlueSky #minischnauzergang

Found one committing electoral fraud. To whom do I send my bank account details? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/tru...

In one day, two politicians - Bolsonaro in Brazil and Vucic in Serbia - with ties to Trump have lost surprise elections thanks to high turnout. The rise of the international far-right is not inevitable.

I confess this made me smile.

@hugoandhuman.bsky.social if there were a canine Traitors 🎯

Sniggers in Royal Navy!

"The one remaining argument for sticking with Brexit is that any attempt to reverse the referendum would be fundamentally undemocratic. The people spoke; their verdict stands. That is true only if the votes of the dead still count." #ThatsWhatICallPuttingItBluntly

www.ft.com/content/6d34... Truss: Pants on head saying “wibble”

Bertie conquers another section of the South Downs Way! #minischnauzergang #dogsofBlueSky

I suspect after today that 11 days will remain as a Scaramucci and 5 days will be known as a Zacharia.

Bertie surveys his estate in Arundel. The squatter needs to move out of the castle….I mean Lord Howard should know better #dogsofBluesky #Minischnauzergang

Anyone who knows me, knows I am a complete sucker for Godzilla / Monster movies

Make A War Film Rubbish: The Longest Day

And yet Trump simps ever more pathetically for Putin

Today’s office view has improved somewhat from central London or West Sussex

"Badenoch: I only want serious people to join Conservative Party" Also Bad-enoch implementing unserious policies; opposition Net Zero, leaving the ECHR, psychometric testing of candidates

Most leaders hope for a post-conference polling bounce. I think Polanski will not be so fortunate; long-term the ‘Zionism is racism’ will hang around the Greens neck like a dying and diseased albatross. The Corbinistas will now have two options and the Greens become a comedy act.

www.maptap.gg October 6 97🔥 83🌟 92🏆 99🔥 65🙃 Final score: 856 Bloody South America geography does it again for me

How do you milk cows? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk goats? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk sheep? Get arrested and start a GoFundMe.

Todays reminder - there is no such thing as ‘tactical’ nuclear weapons

Dear M&S It’s October 4th, how can you be sold out of Christmas starters already? When must a man order your deliciousness to be assured of it being available???

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula* *obvious, answer's obvious

@brokenbanker.bsky.social This is fine….

In the same sense that ‘getting off at Fratton’ is a reliable form of Naval birth control

They 😆 were 😆 stealing 😂 petrol Oh the Right and Farage must be so so gutted news.sky.com/story/raf-fa...

Can they take all those that they’ve bought and paid for in the UK?

If I were in the IRG leadership and seeing reports that Trumplethinskin is on the road stumping every day in October, I would be upping the pressure in both straits directly and thro proxies. Every time he speaks, voters need to be reminded this is his war

www.maptap.gg September 28 99🔥 98🔥 94🏅 88🎉 77👏 Final score: 880 Bloody Indonesia 🤦‍♂️

Hi Dad - I know you have scrummy food on that plate that you are eating, but I’d rather like some before I starve to death

Bertie’s reward after the South Coast Schnauzer walk today in Eastleigh. Yes it’s ice cream and yes he has zero regrets if it was raining lol #minischnuazers #Schnauzerfest #dogsofBlueSky

Bertie was a star today as we walked from Slindon to Nore Hill 🐾🐾 #minischnauzersofBlueSky #MinischnauzerGang #DogsofBlueSky

Oh goodie….Strictly Come Dancing I’m thrilled

Yep - this was inevitable www.cnn.com/2026/09/25/p...

Don't miss GB News to hear me spout Reform propaganda and talk absolute bollocks completely unchallenged because for some reason I'm the only MP allowed to get away with this.

Now being called Captain Thugwash

<in letters of fire> stop calling him a protestor, he's an agitator at best

I’m no criminal or maritime lawyer, but he could be facing a lengthy prison sentence of 8 years+ Oh dear How sad Never mind Anti-migrant protester Danny Tommo arrested after boat with emergency worker on damaged in Channel news.sky.com/share/13591252

No Sam, there won’t be an election tomorrow. No Kemi there won’t be a December 2026 election. I’d be amazed if there an election before 2029. So for the love of all that’s holy, let’s quieten the hysteria, the hyperbole, and go back to sensible reporting. news.sky.com/story/politi...

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?