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OK but why does Ross Kemp walk like a sim? #CelebrityTraitors

When the heating kicks in already and you feel like you've failed Martin Lewis

Poor Alison Hammond was rushed off This Morning in the midst of a panic attack.

Cancel Traitors Uncloaked, I'd watch this as a spin-off show.

For those who might be shouting "whoo?" at the telly tonight. #TheTraitors

This is how they summon Claudia Winkleman

This should be a British citizenship test 😂

Only four advent calendars until Christmas

Confusion on The One Show as the emergency alert plays out on phones

Jaffa Cake's marketing team making the most of today 🌚

Another normal day on Nextdoor

Right why can't I find these anywhere. Have I been duped by AI?

Daytime TV during lockdown was very different... six years ago today.

@popjustice.bsky.social Would you consider selling the forums?

I imagine the Royals will bypassing this garden at the Chelsea Flower Show. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Lovehoney to launch first aphrodisiac chocolate Easter egg with a toy inside.

Blimey, Heated Rivalry is a bit heated...

Terrible cereal, it's clearly missing the flakes.

I feel careless losing my headphones everyday, but at least I've not lost my husband like Raye.

The BBC is looking to launch a new BBC Sounds stream for indie fans under the 6Music branding. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Love how anxiety goes from 0–100 before the kettle’s even boiled. Chest pains at 7:30am = not the one.

Don't forget to send your text messages for New Year's Eve before the phone networks go down 😂

MTV Music's last song was Video Killed The Radio Star

I remember most.

Is this rage bait?

Someone's just replied to let me know they can't look after my cat on Christmas Eve and I admire that lack of urgency.

For anyone who’s confused, today is Saturday, 27th December 2025.

Can guarantee a man's bath will contain extra fluff this week due to all the new socks they got for Christmas.

Air times for the first three episodes of the Traitors confirmed: Episode 1 - 8pm on Thursday 1 January 2026 Episode 2 - 8pm on Friday 2 January 2026 Episode 3 - 7.45pm on Saturday 3 January 2026 Good news for those with early bedtimes.

Turns out the modern day Santa is Evri, who arrived after midnight on Christmas morning 🎅

The Food Hub in Hull is no more

Absolute fate that Chris Rea has died at a time when people are driving home for Christmas.

Do we think it's coming in time for Christmas?

My breakdown cover company saying "hopefully we will speak again soon". Hopefully not?

I used to spend most of my Christmas money here.

So I got my ADHD diagnosis yesterday. It'll be a while before I'm given a medication appointment so any recommendations for tools to help?

Excellent Christmas jumper. #TheTraitors

Excellent Christmas jumper. #TheTraitors

I feel like everyone's got this super flu. I'm going to have to hibernate if I want to feel well for Christmas.

My fiancée thinks I'm weird for having Yorkshire puddings with my roast turkey Christmas dinner. What quirks do you have with your meal?

Public service announcement. Apparently Monday 8 December is the day the Post Office expect to be busiest for sending post.

Can't wait for ChatGPT wrapped

Advent calendars are being sold off today. Iceland has 50% off for some of them.

Tesco is giving away hundreds of wonky Christmas trees on Saturday to encourage customers to celebrate the “imperfect side of the festive season”.

Travelodge has launched wrapping rooms - 45 minute stays where you can wrap your presents.

Wild that the bus shelter I waited in for getting home from school is now the subject of a sit-in #sheringham