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Go to your camera and search ‘boat’ and post one that you like. #photography

Critical Mass are outside now, cycling the wrong way up a one way street and playing shit music so loud the building is shaking. And they wonder why people hate cyclists. Tossers.

Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

"'It 'im on the 'ed wiv a saucepan" @radio3.bsky.social

Insert AI picture of Paddington with Dolly and Frank N Furter, one in each paw, at the gates of heaven here. (Or rather, don’t.)

So do I have to change the word I start with now that they've found me? Wordle 1,889 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Discount Shakespeare: A Gentleman of Verona Romeo or Juliet Thirteenth Night Some Ado About Nothing

Propriety. Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."

Of course this is the only Max Miller worth bothering with.

What’s your sign?

I wondered whether there had ever been a J.S. Bach festival called Bachanalia, after a bit of a struggle (neither DuckDuckGo nor Mac OS believe I actually wanted to type that and resisted furiously), the prize goes to Staunton, Virginia. Well done, Staunton, on behalf of bad joke lovers everywhere.

"And after all You're a forgotten Swinging London film about a peeping tom With a slightly rubbish George Harrison soundtrack." Far be it for me to suggest that's an accurate description of the England team, but the fans seem to think so.

@picolin.bsky.social I sent this to Ghost Friend by mistake, but if you’re near Waterloo at about ten…

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Steam train due to arrive at Waterloo Station tonight. Scheduled for 2210. 35028 Clan Line pictured here passing through Bournemouth this evening www.realtimetrains.co.uk/service/gb-n...

At least in this country.

Just think, this time next week we’ll be moaning about how wet and miserable it is, swearing as we trip over the air conditioning unit: “What idiot put that there?”

Thames Water have parked a gigantic vacuum cleaner right outside our flat, just in time for bed. Occasionally they turn it on, and I have to say it complements the sound of the pneumatic drill wonderfully.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! King Crimson Pink Floyd Michael Nyman Band Laurie Anderson Elizabeth Fraser Scritti Politti Dave Russell Lekhfa Juniore Julian Lage

Reports from outside suggest that Cuntstock is a lot smaller and more muted this time. Is that because the Hungarian money has gone away, or is it because the Kremlin money has been cut back?

Right. Going to commit a little light democracy. I'll need my passport, because democracy is another country, where they do things differently.

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

From now on, this is the only way I will travel.

Trying to set up a new phone which demands I prove I'm over 18, which doesn't seem to work either with a credit card or my passport. Thank you, stupid fucking Online Harms Bill, for making so many aspects of our life shitter in so many different ways.

Having dinner far too late because clocks. British Summer Time and the living is complicated.

Random thought: Has anyone looked at the correlation, if any, between disease in the population and the decline of cash?

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

So is all public policy change from now on going to be enacted via TV docudrama adaptations of old Private Eye articles? If so, who's going to play Ben Houchen in a couple of years' time?

This is basically the only thing I can add to the ongoing Wuthering Heights hoo hah. In another week another film will come out and we won't have to think about it again. Jah Wurzel, though.

Not my house, but I know my way around.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

As per usual, we're listening to the fireworks through the open window, and watching them on the TV, the perfect compromise between immediacy and comfort.

I just looked it up. On WB Yeats' gravestone, it says: Cast a cold Eye On Life. On Death. Horseman pass by. Which slightly disappointed me, as I'd hoped it said: Tread softly Because you tread on my face.

Don't show a Christmas mom these Memory Orbs.

Dear Radio 3, I have a couple of questions about this morning's output. 1. Why is it Down Your Way? 2. You do realise it's still November, don't you?

What I don't understand about Stranger Things is why does none of it take place at sea?

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, Charlie Brown.

My name is Ozymandias, Hopeless patient of the finest plastic surgeons Work on my looks, ye mighty And despair.

The doorbell just rang. It was another person who's booked a stay in one of the flats here (the majority are now Air BnB or equivalent) asking how to get in. I have no idea, but don't want to become an unpaid concierge. In case anyone's wondering what happened to all the rentable flats in London.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.