Johnny Lacuna

Took my camera into the woods for a promo shot of my new book (Sleepwalkers, now available on Amazon) but came away with dozens of nice pics. Dusk is literally magic #yafiction #dystopian #photography #magichour #bookrecs

I’ve managed to somehow avoid this dot all of my working life, but I just got my letter through the post for mandatory PM duty today

Storm is coming, Donald

Four of these - US Chinook helicopters - just flew over me on their way to Evian. One of these will be carrying dumb satan next week. I have a fairly powerful slingshot. might have a crack #g7 #trump #geneva #evian

Gorgeous long evening at Plage Pont-Gitana on Lake Geneva. Is this the best view of Mont Blanc you can get on the lake? Also - how damn cute is this Merganser fam? This is the calm before the G7 storm (check my next post) #geneva #photography #wildlife #europe

Roughly 9/10 people believe online quizzes are accurate. Nearly 10% of the rest know they’re clickbait and take them anyway. How much of a sucker are you? cdpn.io/pen/debug/ra...

For a moment, I genuinely thought someone at the BBC needed to brush up on their geography

My debut YA Dystopian thriller is now available on Kindle Unlimited for those who have it. For those who liked the action in Divergent, the camaraderie of Maze Runner and the aesthetic of Children of Men #dystopianbooks #yabookrecs #booksofbluesky booksky?

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amzn.eu/d/00E8dVNT The first of my Sleepwalkers trilogy is finally available to buy on Amazon and various other book stores. Written for 12-18 year olds, but who doesn’t love a twisty coming of age dystopian speculative fiction YA novel in the Hunger Games/1984 mould?

My kids’ school had a random intruder wandering around last week. It turned out to be totally innocent but it’s prompted calls for stricter security. Today I’ll be attending a meeting to discuss ideas, but honestly, the solution is obvious. The school just needs a massive ballroom.

Possibly my favourite opening of any #meidastouch video #melania #creepyMAGA @meiselasb.bsky.social

GREAT WAY TO ANNOY YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. When they identify a displeasing word or phrase (eg, today my wife told me not to use the phrase “spitty biscuits”) hum or whistle a tune that fits it. (eg Pretty Woman) and let the earworm do the work. The added lyrical context also adds nuance and depth

“Protecting children is tyranny” says man who begged sex trafficker to visit pedophile island during his “wildest party”

In the band name Manic Street Preachers, which word do you stress and why?

1/24/2025 Lee Stedman (They/Them) @leestedman19.bsky.social

So annoying how I’m missing all these emails asking for paid protesters

Texas- 2.1mil undocumented people. Florida -1.6mil undocumented people. Minnesota -130,000 undocumented people. It's not about undocumented people.

Ansari: I think ICE is completely out of control, and there should be no more funding given to ICE. The funding that's already has been given to them through the big ugly bill should be stripped entirely

It was such a pleasure to give and receive music as a gift. I hate streaming, it's just not the same experience as listening to a physical album. It's a big loss.

one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.

Sorry, but WHO THE FUCK are these 34%?? What on earth do they think will happen to NATO when the US completely ignores the entire point of its existence?

Christmas is the very best time for US States to become handmaidens of a corrupt regime youtu.be/1mTlMyNqR8Y?...

Does Hegseth have something to prove do you think?

If you think children trying to survive in Palestine have it hard, take a moment to think of Kate Morley

Watching Gumball. S1 Ep.18 “The Refund”. My daughter couldn’t understand why they weren’t allowed to take a faulty game back. She couldn’t believe America has no federal law to give consumers appropriate right of return like the 2 year legal guarantee we have in the EU

Halloween branding is going down the drain. #sPOOky

He’s so great, he stops wars between nations that didn’t even know they were at war

How’s that first amendment working out for you, America? MAGA are gaslighting themselves

Phang: The judge notes that the MacArthur Park show of force was just sheer political theater. Major General Sherman, objected, expressing concern that there would be a large number of people because it was Father’s Day. To which Bovino criticized him, questioning his loyalty to the country.

The youngest is making pop music. Like K-pop demon hunters? Maybe you’ll like this banging remix she’s done. #huntrix #kpop #demonhunters youtu.be/FJL9HUehRrc?...

Been getting my watercolours out. All scenes are in Geneva. These are available for sale if anyone wants. offers accepted. Proceeds to www.toitpourtous.org

Breaking: Denmark have announced they are annexing Puerto Rico. “They have no autonomy or representation and are entirely controlled by USA. They are underinvested and America has not done a good job at keeping them safe.” Said Danish PM, Mette Frederiksen

“She’s worse than Epstein. She’s a monster… Epstein was Pinocchio, she was Geppetto.”

Bari, Italy. The best one shots are impromptu. Genuinely looks like everything was cued up

Present for my daughter’s 17th birthday. She absolutely loves it as drillbithead is a binge inspiration. Hope @davidfirth.bsky.social doesn’t mind me making this, but I would have totally bought one if it was available on saladfingersstore.com

Wooh! My youngest has just been cast as Michael (yes, girls get it done) in the GAOS production of ELF. It’s her first proper role in an adult show and literally and figuratively all of her Crimbles at once She has this YouTube channel. HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE and let’s get to 5 million subscribers!

Ceasefire seems to be going well…

Why aren’t more people discussing this sick, homophobic, hateful decision from Trump’s Nazi regime? They are scum

The first ever communication with an alien species should involve explaining this clip. I think it would be fruitful

Dear American friends. Please can you begin to pronounce names correctly. Edinburgh is Edinbrough, the French president is Emmanuel MaCRON (not Mackrone) and your president is called “a fucking cunt”

Listen, since we're at this point again, a note from Seattle 2020: bring a fucking umbrella. Form a Greek phalanx & protect the lines from their fire.

What genre do you want this to be, Ukraine? yes #eurovision

Been doing lots of grass recently. Digital canvas from photo. A park I. Geneva, Switzerland #photography #digitalart #painting #treeporn

Alton Towers on a sunny spring day when British schools are back is the greatest

That’s annoying

Why are most Republican representatives in their third marriage?

Oh, it had to happen. #severance #trumpisadisgrace youtu.be/GUoTNNLrqAs?...