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Apple. Google. You’d better fucking not.

I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more.

I know what I know. I’ll sing what I’ve said.

A toll by any other name.

The Specials: A Message to you Rudy. youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw?...

This is my dog Nacho. This picture is from 2012. He’ll be 15 on Juneteenth next month.

Jesse Welles is going full Dylan. With insects who sing along. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntbj...

A Message to you Rudy. Ahh ahh. Rudy.

Sunflowers. Frederick. Catoctin.

If it’s been a while Google and watch the og thriller video. Then Google the Michigan dance teacher leading her class through the halls as the lead zombie. This is the video that put zombies in the zeitgeist. They didn’t move fast, but they sure could dance.

If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians. -Skinny Pete. Not the breaking bad meth head friend.

An F15 got shot down? Somebody fill me in here. A pilot got rescued? Another pilot is missing. That’s the last I heard.

Silence gives Chuck Norris a moment.

Jane says. I’m done with Sergio.

There is not enough absurdity and mirth in the world today. But it’s out there. Celebrate joy.

I’ve been watching films with my own eyes. Using this information I am predicting that next season will go to the Minnesota Vikings.

Unless ChatGPT is lying to me it doesn’t yet have access to the Epstein files. It’s probably lying. Time to start uploading.

I know. I should be leaving this climate. I’ve got a verse and can’t rhyme it. -St Stephen

All things considered, Jesse Pinkman (fictional) is an amazing gunfighter.

Oft times thou feelst like unto a nut. Hark! Other times thou feelst not so. Almond Joy those selfsame nuts doth have, whereas contrary Mounds doth have them not.

Naked Gun is what I hoped for. Spoiler Alert!! I unfortunately missed the chance to yell: Nice Beaver! Sing it loud and proud.

Up BBC. Up Scottish journalism.

Cold Harbor

Go see Nosferatu If you want to support amazing filmmakers, the best way you can is to buy a cinema ticket. #nosferatu

I really love when Santa Claus comes through the neighborhood with the fire department. For me, it’s a great tradition and the actual start of the Christmas season.