John Bakhmat

Hasn’t been in OCaml train in a while @sabine.sh did that dev preview of dune get merged into stable?

Hi Tsoding, I actually have an important reason for this… Your beatboxing content aligns strongly with my values, keep it up!

Uhm yes. The “design a scalable and durable architecture for auctions” is definitely a 3 story point task 🤪

In the year of 2026? Free idea: make k8s communicate with AI prompts

@adler.dev hits his daily LLM goal

Oh noooo, I can’t piss now coz borrow checker doesn’t allow me to leak

Hoping if it does I fucking die painlessly

My boss has a tendency to wait till the last demo before we give the project to the customer, pull some features nobody has ever talked about from his ass, say that we need to re-design/implement half the project and act like the fact that now i have an additional week of work - is my fault

I’m using: I-Need-Food-Driven-Development Mortgage-Driven-Development I-want-to-afford-pizza-sometimes-Driven Development

Hey chat, I’m owed 600$ in business expenses and march salary. Should I quit?

Dear Sebastian, I almost cried watching this video. It reminded me that coding is fun and you can just build stuff. It brought me lost hope and rare joy. Incredible. Truly magnificent. Love, John

At this point what’s left in Sass that isn’t in CSS yet? Mixins?

I’ll gonna need to implement a small real time group chat till the end of tomorrow. Any recommendations? ;) WS or SSE?

Temporal is now Stage 4 at TC39 🎂🎂🎂 Thanks to all the other champions of JavaScript's new date-time API. It has been a wild ride over many years! I wrote a blog post explaining how we got here 📜 bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/post...

We are in the age where nobody is making anything better

holy shit CSS anchors are finally FINALLY out and supported by most browsers this is a dream come true

Desperately, desperately fighting against this. Still cautiously optimistic it’s a strategy that will pay off commercially. @jason.energy had my favourite pithy quote on this: “My hottest take is that AI brought out the absolute worst in mediocre people.”

I’ve JUST learned that you can “shebang” pretty much anything and I feel unstoppable now

Iconic

It’s Loki Grafana Tempo Mimir. OpenTelemetry gang unite!

EXCUSE ME I HAVE ALL MY HAIR AND WILL MASTURBATE TO A CAR ALARM REMIXED BY SEVERAL DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES SO THAT I MAY ENJOY THE UNIQUE TIMBRE OF EACH Signed, guy that has actually worked on a sex toy synchronization script for the gantz graf video

He chillin

Look at this beautiful Effect code

Really fucked that smear up

Trying something new. Wanna post some sketches.

@adalundhe.dev Yo Ada, i've remember somebody has posted about how volume sliders shouldn't be linear but have an easing instead. Do you per chance have that graph or remember who it was? was it you?

What is a good starting point into learning type theory? ive started reading Typecheker's Zoo, but the difficulty ramps out so fast. Id like some grug text

Cooking something using Effect

bad ux, 3/4 ways of doing similar but not compatible with other features. small docs, lack of examples. hard to extend. but also maintainers lack practicallity, not helpful env to contribute... and literally all projects depending on it

What should I put on my home lab. Im not feeling media servers, i want something fun / educational

Reading the whole PostgreSQL 17 doc pdf right meow. Wish me luck

buddy if i wanted a web browser that just passively served me shit content without me asking for it i'd read the discover feed

🌸⛩️🍃🎐 artwork by @crystalcottage.bsky.social -done in Pixquare app-

Ran HyDE without backing up config files. Rookie mistake

Just played wanderstop for the first time. @c418.org you fucker, how did you make the music so magical? you rascal

There is like 5 OCaml SQLite libs, what y’all are using? I assume `sqlite3` by Markus Mott?

Can't stop winning

parsing vorbis comment using ocaml right now. what's your turn, jellyfin?!?