John Jones

For a party that hates participation trophies, Republicans sure like giving them to their Toddler and Chief.

You know you are in a redstate when your local university loses a game, and the coach gives a press conference that is more somber than your governor gives when there is a school shooting.

Men, not to body shame, but if people can see the flesh of your gut, hanging out below your shirt, you need to wear a longer shirt to the office

It is a pretty amazing coincidence, that right before the Epstein files are about to be voted on to be released, facebook starts having a bug that prevents people from commenting on many of the most popular servers. Almost as if they are trying to throttle commenting for some reason.

Anybody know anything about this actor?

Expat is just a word white people use to pretend that they are not immigrants.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Kash Patel looks like he aged 20 years in the past week? You miss a botox appointment Patel, or are you just under that much stress for being bad at your job? #oldmanpatel

I swear, no matter what kind of microwavable meal you buy from Banquet, and no matter what they tell you what the meat it supposed to be, the meat is always just four breaded chicken nuggets. Whole experience is just sad all around.

So do you think Bruce Wayne's other servants talk crap about Alfred behind his back? Like how he is always sneaking away and shirking his Butler duties, while he is actually down in the Bat Cave, getting blood out of his boss's stuff? #respectAlfred

Being a Chicago Boy, how long until Pope Leo gives us an official Saint Ditka?

I guess we are still continuing that search for the rainbow connection. Though just remember, as dark as things may be, someday we will find it

Sorry to be the one to tell you this but libertarianism is a political fantasy for man-boys who think that they are going to be Daniel Boone. It is now a viable roadmap for having a functional society in the actual modern world that we live in.

I have a theory, that if you start a post with "I have a theory" when you are talking about something you don't fully understand, but still feel passionate about, you don't seem like a fool if someone points out a flaw in your reason.