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Brian Schottenheimer get outta here with your Phil Hellmuth poker brat-lookin ass

Soda you know how annoying I am when I watch this team do you really think this is a good idea

Hell yeah, Go Beavs

The Blazers are murdering the Suns right now and I sincerely hope the audible despair from the Suns’ broadcast team continues throughout the year. Trade your tiny remaining draft capital for a violent domestic abuser who was suspended an entire season and you deserve to lose every game by 40

Sometimes I worry Rudy carries himself with, if anything, *too much* dignity.

MPJ go on @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social

it's up www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhXP...

@ailwhin.bsky.social A shower of boos rains down on the home team in the first inning. Let's Go White Sox outnumber Let's Go Astros chants by about 2:1

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After Hours (1985) Director: Martin Scorsese Cast: Griffin Dunne, Rosanna Arquette, Verna Bloom, Thomas Chong, Linda Fiorentino, Teri Garr, John Heard, Richard Cheech Marin, Catherine O'Hara Watch Review wp / ltrbox

No shit?

September 25th, 2026 was a truly awful, irredeemably bad day for the Bluesky application and if you made more than one post on it today I hate you.

SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator

That every last person on earth would be better off and would have a better richer existence here on earth if this movie never existed.

@samvecenie.bsky.social smell ya later, shithead. www.thebiglead.com/nba-writer-s...

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

are you Kidding Me

WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...

We join the rest of the world in mourning the passing of entertainment icon Dolly Parton ❤️

watching people who follow Tottenham

watching baseball

Everyone's talking about what a miserable piss baby loser John Canzano is and I'm not sure what year it is anymore, tomorrow I'm gonna go to the Decemberists show and get cautiously optimistic about Greg Oden

Let's take it to the limit one more time

This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

GEORGE

i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news

So the Portland Trail Blazers' bargaining position is not just "Build us a new arena for free," but "We're the shadow municipal government of this city (which sucks and we hate) now."

"There's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket! Isn't that nice?" www.dailymotion.com/video/x6171w1

The name you know. The story you don't. Before he was Scrooge, he was... EBENEEZER. Only in theatres Thanksgiving. #Ebeneezer

youtu.be/H6GfysUGVZQ

It's incredibly grating watching ex-athletes yuck it up and pretend to be friends, but when one of them is nasty pig fuck Roger Clemens, Jesus.

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

When my friends ask me "hey do you want to go see the new Christopher Nolan movie?"

He must have a foot like a traction engine

1/ NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, today in Las Vegas: the Moda deal has “several open issues that still need to be resolved” and has “gone off track in various ways.” Most will read that as bad news for Portland. It’s the opposite. This is the leverage thread. 🧵