John M Keating

For #TCMParty fans watching THE MOVIE MAN and who love old movie houses, a movie I co-wrote (and act in) about the last days of a single screen theater is streaming on Amazon Prime and YT for free (and yes That’s Stan Lee!): THE CONCESSIONAIRES MUST DIE youtu.be/QcvS9wftx7o?...

"Liberals are the new Racists" feels like a parody rather than a political ad. If the point is being memorable then it did its job, I will be quoting it to my friends for a while. I also thought I was watching SNL and not the World Series for a second.

Me when someone is wrong on the internet

Just saw the World Series score. Yikes. No stopping the Brewers

Watching this now on Criterion

I just realized my softball league keeps stats and posts them online. I made the mistake of looking at mine. There’s no need to blast that shit on main!! 🤣🤣

It was SO good. Like restaurant quality

Oh I forgot “Mr. Ennis” was in this #NoirAlley #TCMParty #TheHouseOnTelegraphHill

Share a movie that immediately puts you in a good mood! 🎥😁🖤

“So instead of being clear and consistent, I chose to date 18 year olds”

At least Karloff’s place seems cozy and inviting #TheBlackCat

I drew this last year as a part of Fright-Fall

I keep waiting for someone to walk into the outside sky backdrop #Frankenstein #TCMParty

This movie is almost 100 years old. Insane to think about #Frankenstein #TCMParty

The air in Los Angeles. When I moved here in 2002, you could definitely see that smog layer. That doesn’t really exist any longer

The Ancient Christians:

Stephen King has said that seeing #TheSnakePit on TV as a kid made a big impression on him. Presumably that's why the mental hospital in his novel #IT is named Juniper Hill, the same as this film's primary setting #CreepyCinema #TCMParty

Oh damn! THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH is on #TCM late night tonight!

@mrlaughalot01.bsky.social How we feeling about this? www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/10/aaro...

I am going to end most conversations with “we are the dictionary”

At this point you might think that $5 just isn't worth anything anymore BUT did you know that $5 a month can get you access to a seemingly endless supply of wrestling footage, magazines & books from the 1950s-1990s? It can! You just have to sign up at patreon.com/KrisPLettuce

LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL is the best horror movie to come out in the last few years, imo

A house in Palm Springs and the Criterion Closet

Hey New Hampshire!! Letters To Cleo w/ The Sheila Divine on deck. ONLY 20 TICKETS LEFT! ⚡️Get your tix NOW! ⚡️ 11.18 3S Artspace Portsmouth NH

I worked one overnight shift unloading shipping trucks. I thought it would be good because I was in school and so starting to do standup. It was miserable. I called up and quit before the second day.

Add “for tax purposes” to a movie: Play Misty For Me For Tax Purposes

Dodgers swept

NW: 13 GHOSTS (1960) Donald Woods is the Temu Dana Andrews

The worst thing that happened to sports as a whole is everyone deciding the destination matters more than the journey. The journey is the magic. That’s the experience.

I discovered last night that the other players on my softball team call me the silver fox because I’m pretty fast and, of course, very old. Not gonna lie, I’m kinda into it

I bet if the Dodgers lose in the NLCS, it will prove to the other teams' owners that baseball isn't actually broken, and they'll all be super normal and stop agitating for a firm salary cap in order to save themselves money.

Gorgeous night for our doubleheader….let’s play two!

Robert Gasser is an all-time pitcher name

Smoltz bending over backwards to cover for the Dodgers is hilarious “Down 2-0 but you know they’re not worried at all” “OK first pitch homerun, Snell’s like that’s a wake up call. This is actually a good thing”

And here come the Brewers!

I love this machine

"Technology that famously needs 100s of massive server halls with diesel generators running 24/7 to work could move into your microwave" I don't think that's true, man.

My final drawing of Boris Karloff in THE BODY SNATCHER. Did this for RetroSupply’s Frightfall (prompt was Gravedigger)

A picture from my phone that is not me but has my energy

Dodgers are getting RUNG UP

Houston: Please come to my show on 10/22! I am leaving my dog at home so I will be wearing real clothes! Tickets: www.livenation.com/event/G5dIZ_...