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- Picks @proton.me for advanced privacy and protection - Sends all emails into a 16-stage cloud AI pipeline because they’re to lazy to read them That’s me by the way. The duality of privacy vs convenience.

i just reached my home town. I’m breathing fumes in and fumes out. ashes are falling out of the sky. the only thing i’m feeling is rage, against policymakers, and against myself for not doing just a bit more with my time and energy. it’s time to transform this rage into action.

i do not understand how to be a functioning member of society when society includes people attaching flammable liquid-soaked rags tied to cats tails to spread wildfires. www.lastampa.it/la-zampa/202...

One of my 2026 resolutions was to add A FEW plants to my home and learn A BIT about that new hobby. I failed.

The perfect watch face doesn’t exi…

What’s this? Wrong answers only

Hello 👋 I’m behind the “Ai Tasks Materclass” we recently published. youtu.be/hflu0bw7SFY You seem to like the format. Long form / deep-dive tutorials that you can follow along. What do you want to see next?

This is what I’m doing when I’m not working hard to make homes smarter. It’s a pretty cool hobby. Lots of problem solving.

This is, hands down, the most beautiful move I ever done climbing. An up-side down double knee bar.

"Bouldering is easy, just go up" Bouldering:

We just shipped the 10th @home-assistant.io release of the year! I'll be joining the Home Assistant team to talk about what we did! It's in one hour, and it's here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T23...

Hello there 👋🏻 Do you have questions about @home-assistant.io ? Well I have ... questions! Yes, it's a pun about the upcoming Home Assistant live stream, come come, I'll explain it to you! It's in 30 minutes here www.youtube.com/live/3MlaIzf...

Can you escape your own smart home? 👀 @home-assistant.io (PS: Bluesky does not accept video longer than 3min, but that was the end. I did it 😅)

Ask me anything about this demo ;) I'll try to reply to you about how I made it

Cartoonish render of my house plugged to @home-assistant.io using @splinetool.bsky.social It's only a few basic data points, lights, day/night, and car presence for now ☺️

If Satan was a route setter, that would be one of his creations.

Tomorrow @home-assistant.io 2025.3 is dropping. Spoilers, everything blurred in these screenshots was changed thanks to this release. It's pretty great for dashboard builders!

I have a confession to make: I struggle counting on my fingers. Also I never understood the UX of setting a delayed end on a washing machine. So anyway, I made a washing machine companion that pulls the next off-peak period at home and tells me what to do using @home-assistant.io

Who would be interested in a walkthrough of how I created reminders that get triggered at certain times, but also when I arrive or leave home?

I like to do these small tests internally but let’s try here too ☺️
Here is a small part of my dashboard. 
What info can you tell me based on these 3 cards? 
BTW: the names of the cards are “first floor”, “second floor” and “garden”

Found the perfect WiFi name. Not motivated enough to change it

Je serai en live ce jeudi avec @piitaya.bsky.social pour discuter du contrôle de @home-assistant.io par la voix. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcBI...

Any Apple Watch experts available to explain me what time is it?

Anyone heavily tattooed using an Apple Watch? I’m just starting to use one and in the first hour of use I had to enter my passcode about 60 times. I’m guessing the watch struggles to recognize tattoos.

Wanna see something cool?

Yesterday @home-assistant.io announced its first voice hardware built from the ground up with privacy in mind. Personally, It was my first dip into the hardware world and it was super interesting. Based on the overall sentiment of the reviews, we nailed it 💪🦾 www.youtube.com/live/ZgoaoTp...

Yesterday during my bouldering session: “Hey you look super focused, what are you listening to?” What do you mean what I’m listening, it’s bouldering, there is only one good answer… Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse OST 🤣

Show me. No delete that. Take me on my better side.

Ce vendredi soir, @piitaya.bsky.social et moi serons en live pour discuter d’automatisations sur @home-assistant.io (en français) ici! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wE... Abonnez-vous ;)

I'll be live tomorrow with the @home-assistant.io team to talk about the last release of 2024! Don't miss me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y9Y...

New year coming and together, new opportunities, what feature do you want to see in the @home-assistant.io iOS App in 2025? 👀📲

What’s the “thing” (automation, dashboard, card, voice command, anything) in your @home-assistant.io that has the highest value to effort ratio? Something immediately useful but dead simple to create and maintain.

Me when I think about adding 17 presence sensors and 19 Bluetooth proxies to receive a notification when the garbage truck lifts my bin

My thought process when building complex automation. A concrete example: My smart heating system. A bunch of helpers and automations working hand in hand to do something beautiful. blog.jlpouffier.fr/a-complex-sm...

Hello is this where we post memes?