Jason Graff

Praise report: experienced a quality zipper merge on 435-S this morning. Rare occurrence 🙂

Day on The Hill, 1992. Free concert at Univ. of KS. Pearl Jam headlined. I had finals for my debate class 💀

Tried out the Discover feed. Lasted maybe 10 posts.

Grateful to share a birthday with Mike Tyson and bbno$. Will issue grievances later today; y'all better pay attention

So much of being an effective manager of people is writing stuff down before you forget.

Why does everyone at Walmart smell nice today. I thought we agreed we didn't have to do that.

I was 2 pieces away from having this whole set in Animal Crossing

I want @microsoft.com to provide a new react emoji in Teams meetings. Every time we hear "AI" mentioned we can use the "Drink" emoji

ICE is now in the small Kansas college town where I live, rolling up in unmarked cars, conducting armed, masked kidnappings of people on sidewalks & in the parking lots of chain stores and fast food restaurants

AI coding tools have improved, they are Pretty Good these days. I haven't heard anyone have success generating useful product requirements with AI, at least for complex products. Too much of the knowledge is pay-walled for AI to design in industries like healthcare billing.

In 1992, I was on the student programming board at KU. We had Dr. Ruth speaking and the hospitality team provided a tray of... ham sandwiches. She took one look and handed her sandwich to me.

Sharice Davids (D-KS) voted Yes. I'm embarrassed.

Rioji Vaot by birth Kansan by grace of god

Went outside my office and a wasp put a dab of mud on me and flew away. Not sure where this goes

For a generation raised on a diet of Disney shows with dumb parents and wise-cracking teens who ignore them, my kids are pretty great. Gonna pat myself on the back now.

Drop the kids off with a friend or relative who can't go. You know folks who can't go. You endanger the kids or cause a distraction, or both!

There's a special bureaucratic thing they do at DoD called "performance reviews"; he could have found out very quickly actually

Went to the perfect birthday party this weekend. After we ate plenty of delicious food the hostess broke out the floss pics. Four of us sitting at the table, staring into space, quietly flossing. No pressure to talk, just working on our teeth and gums 😂

Those of you who don't live in a Super Bowl town like me may never know the anguish of school Spirit Week: Patrick Mahomes Day! Have your kid wear sweats, curly hair, or a Mohawk! Three's Day - Have your kid wear three of something! Win's Day! We're dreaming about a win - wear PJ's!

Trump fired 12 inspectors general last night. Meanwhile the top Democrat in charge of oversight, 74 year old Rep. Gerry Connolly, hasn't done a media hit in over 2 weeks

One of the things they don't tell you about nicotine gum is the packaging stabs you in the pocket continuously

Cleaned the whole house Had people over Cleaned up after the party So nice to sit exhausted, in my own clean, quiet house

Reminds me of KU vs K-State. KU:

Why are all these authors following me? Did they see that great email I sent out last week?

What is one of your comfort movies?

Someone told me, "you leave a trail of joy in your wake". Don't see anything topping that ☺️

Even if KS becomes a swing state, I still want the electoral college to go away.

Absolute doof

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Almost a year of doomscrolling!

Went to the License Plate office in Olathe yesterday. If you're in line when they open at 7:30, choose your line carefully. My line had all seniors and they ALL needed help getting signed in on the laptops; probably cost me 20 places in the queue 💀

I want to learn as little as possible to use your software. Please don't MAKE me learn more.

The new MCI has been running for a year; they have already joined the other airports with fancy motion sensor soap dispensers that don't work.

As a former cop, she may have ideas what to do with convicted felons

The walkways between terminals at ATL celebrate the area's congressional districts

When Simone Biles finally retires, she needs to star in a remake of Gymkata.

Please excuse us if no one likes your favorite struggle meal the way you do. It's yours, not ours.

If your unsubscribe form makes me put in my email address, your emails go straight to trash.

My Indian colleagues have Friday off for Election Day. I am so jealous.

I don't want musicians in their 50's to attempt the same energy as when they were young and popular. Sing about your new perspective - no one believes you're still as angry or horny as you were in 1995.

A little extreme, even for Kansas

This boy Phoenix, who craps in a box and hides in our walls, always smells like fresh snow. #proofOfCat

When Luffy gets to the chocolate town and starts eating everything, my old ass could only think of the consequences of eating more than 2 oz of candy. My pancreas whimpered.

I am "recommended Black Friday deals on cabinet hardware" years old.

Got our cajun turkeys from Popeye's this week. If you don't know, they are outstanding!