Buffalo gal in SLC
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing" - Jack Handey
Trying to come up with another name for "influencers" who just poison everyone else's experiences with their shitty main character entitlement. "Ruinfluencers"? "Content Vultures"? Open to your suggestions.
Catching SNL and...wow Shane Gillis. Your misogynistic and homophobic jokes were...a thing to do. Especially the women dress like whores at the gym line. And that was nearly a direct quote.
The pharmeutical commercial where the male provider isn't listening to the female patient who is attempting to tell him about the unicorn outside the office window is...a choice, man.
A friend of mine brought her family to the Bills game with some Wegmans sub pieces in her clear fanny pack. Her kids were mortified.
She broke into those fanny sammys and the Bills started scoring!
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
I'm so deeply sorry for Ed Oliver and his family. Words also cannot express my rage at the asshole who forced the Oliver family to discuss this in a public forum before they were ready. Be better, people.
She is a grown ass woman in a very prominent role. She doesn't need or deserve to be treated with kid gloves. Let's not pretend that the GOP doesn't relentlessly go after women who may be Progressive or Democratic over WAY less controversial shit. Spare me the pearl clutching.
A lovely little bit of physics that you might have spotted if you ever play with a slinky. We should all play more, because we should all embrace our curiosity. And finding out how the physical world works is fun!
The Albanian people have been massively protesting for several consecutive days against slumlord crook Jared Kushner and Crimestress Ivanka seizing land in their country to the sum of billions of dollars to build a trashy resort. I hope they don’t stop until their evil corrupt deal is reversed.
I keep seeing people say "bird app" and I immediately think they're talking about Merlin. But no one hates Merlin like the app they really are talking about.
My grandma (Nanny to me) died 10 years ago at age 90. In the years before she died, she would say she "had to watch Stephen" tonight. She meant Stephen Colbert...because he said the Nicene Creed, and she loved that (as a Catholic herself). So, if you can, watch Stephen once more. For my Nanny.
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live
The Tragically Hip
AC/DC
The Rolling Stones
The Tea Party
Garbage
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Oasis
The Black Crowes
Foo Fighters
Nine Inch Nails
(To the tune of benny and the jets)
"Hey kids, shake it loose together
There's a whistle blowing, someone's in a trap
Oh, but he's stealing the puck and he's driving them wild
He's a midway kid with a carnie smile, oh-oh
B-B-B-Benny is a rat!"
Baking. But I'm a terrible decorator so like...I'll do the baking part and you can just decorate however you want. Then I can sell my family plum pudding (aka Christmas pudding) during the holidays.
I never watched The West Wing when it was on TV. So I'm watching it now on Netflix. End of season 2, everyone panicked over willful conspiracy to commit fraud by hiding the president's medical condition.
Imagine that.
Sabres game tonight!! For those new to Buffalo hockey, you will hear O Canada before the Star Spangled Banner again. It's supporting the season ticket holders who are Canadian. Also the nearest entry point to Canada is like 4 miles northwest of Key Bank Center.
Tried a new recipe from a cook on Insta. Italian sausage stuffed leeks braised in béchamel sauce. The sauce broke because of all the oil from the sausage (which we mixed with some harissa), so...learning moment. But it was spectacular.