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🏳️‍🌈 cybersecurity engineer for somebody else's computers-for-rent former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot butler/chauffeur for a Golden Retriever errything on here is just my personal opinion

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you know what's pretty nice? living somewhere that tries to make it easier to vote instead of harder

I am undoubtedly late to this realization, but I was not aware of how many of the cast of AHS are gay

update: I just looked at my pill planner and realized that I forgot to take my meds yesterday

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I am stuck in a place where I find myself wanting to do something, anything, right up until I start doing it and then I immediately get bored and want to take a nap

I am stuck in a place where I find myself wanting to do something, anything, right up until I start doing it and then I immediately get bored and want to take a nap

they say you shouldn't cry over spilled milk which is true, but I spilled milk very messily this morning, and my immediately feeling was wrath not sorrow

been feeling completely and utterly deenergized today then checked my texts and realized my Focalin refill has been awaiting pickup for two days and I ran out yesterday, lol whoops

one of the best possible investments you can make if you live somewhere coldish in the winter, is a heated blanket to prewarm your bed for the night (do not leave it on while you sleep, unless you want to dream about being in a sauna)

aaaagh I blocked an "AI Slop" list awhile back, under the impression that it was for accounts that just posted Facebook style engagement bait apparently it also included people who ever expressed any casual interest in image generation well, lesson learned

the Uplink Corporation disavows all knowledge of you and your actions

for virtually all of my tech hobbyist life, "it would be too much work to make that" has been an effective counterbalance to ideas entering my ADHD brain it remains to be seen what the long-term effects will be of all my ideas no longer being too much work

was working on the shed earlier and had the following thoughts "oh, yeah, this isn't too heavy, I can lift it overhead no problem (pause) ... sounds like something someone would find written on a note next to my corpse in a video game"

I just had the sad thought that AI means we have likely seen the end of amazing WikiHow illustrations

I know, I know, individual preferences, but I still wonder how Golden Retrievers aren't everyone's favorite breed of dog

as always, a very pleasant Eastside evening to everyone in Bellevue except the people who tear down cozy mid-century-modern houses to build soulless McMansions with no yard space

I am seeing signs near me for a GOP candidate, which prominently feature the shape of a sheriff's badge she is not running for any kind of law enforcement office, she's running for the state legislature

it is October 13th. there is no reason to be setting fireworks off at almost midnight.

it used to be significant if something in government required high-level approval, it implied "they are very busy, and only have time for important things" and nowadays Cabinet officials are just like "URGENT: to combat woke, all email signatures must use Comic Sans effective IMMEDIATELY"

he should not do this, I scold him for doing this, and I do not want him to do this however, it is still somewhat funny when my dog joyously steals food right out of the hands of my toddler cousins

liking in Sons of Anarchy how a lot of the characters who start out hateable (like Unser) eventually turn out good(ish) people and all the protagonists just keep turning out to be worse and worse

gonna be interesting to see if Amazon goes with "AI" or "SI" since AWS has federal government customers, but Amazon dot com has to care about consumer sentiment

lmao watching Sons of Anarchy S7: "lol that guy looks like Marilyn Manson with no makeup (...) ah, well, that certainly explains the resemblance"

really not liking how half of my Facebook feed nowadays is just "suggested posts" that are straight-up white nationalism

Amazon has profiled me as "Likely living in..." what do you mean "likely", you literally have my address and send things to it regularly

amazing, one of my friends created a Facebook event for her O-5 promotion ceremony, and her mother-in-law somehow RSVP'ed by sending her own name to a group DM created from the entire invitee list

I started binging Sons of Anarchy, and tbh I don't know if I can get through the final season, because Lee Toric is such a terribly written character that he completely ruins my immersion in the story

just got an amber alert notification, and I gotta say, if you've abducted a child and are trying to stay inconspicuous, maybe leave the custom license plate that says "MAMIII" at home

as a Seattle native, it pisses me off to no end when fuckheads like Nick Shirley try and pretend like they actually care about the place "it's so sad what the LIBERALS have done to this place 😔" nah fuck right off with your fake concern

random sad memory: when I got my new car a year or so back, I decided to try and call my mom using voice dialing and it misheard... and started to dial my late brother's number and there was the tiniest fraction of an instant where I thought "it was all a mistake, he's still alive" but no

"Megalovania" played by a live orchestra is an absolute experience

going to the symphony tonight, for my first time ever ... to listen to them play Undertale music

I work for a company that literally puts computer peripherals in vending machines for its employees, but will not provide me with a mouse pad :?

TIL: the US federal government collects dead eagles from all around the country and ships them to a dedicated facility in Denver, the National Eagle Repository, which then provides them to Native American tribes so their feathers etc. can be used in religious/cultural ceremonies

"How are you enjoying your experience on Tinder?" well I mean I'm still here so I'd say it's not going optimally

I am down 7% body fat since the beginning of the year, due to having an agent and MCP tools that build a meal plan for me every day and adds each item to my to-do list, and adjusts it on-the-fly to keep my calories/macros on target if I go off-plan

this guy on Grindr just blocked me in the middle of telling me about his job slightly disappointed, I actually wanted to hear about aircraft logistics :/

update: Titan has now discovered that if he doesn't close the door all the way, he can nudge it back open, and he spent several minutes just opening and closing the door to my room with an expression of intense interest

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I just got home from work and would like to take a nap but Titan is greatly enjoying pushing doors closed, which means I have to get up every few minutes and free him from his self-imprisonment

I just got home from work and would like to take a nap but Titan is greatly enjoying pushing doors closed, which means I have to get up every few minutes and free him from his self-imprisonment

when I was in Ireland last month, I matched with a guy on a dating app but we weren't able to meet up but we added each other on Instagram and now I send him pictures of Titan periodically for admiration, so, it's not a complete loss

"How likely are you to recommend..." yeah, I'll definitely bring this up next time I have people over and we're talking about the one and only trash pickup company in this area

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The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

switched up my esketamine trip album and went with a new one, Jon Hopkins' "Ritual" game-changer, honestly, though I'm not sure how or why

why does my energy/motivation not show up until like 4PM these days :/

absolutely phenomenal, I just watched someone block a parking lot aisle for 30 seconds so she could back into a space - and then proceed *through* the space so she ended up parked front-in on the other side

reading through some court docs: TL;DR - if you don't tell people why you're asking for a character reference letter, they may write glowing things about your youth program involvement, which is probably not what you want when pleading guilty to attempting to meet a "13 year old" police detective

this recycling center near me takes medical-grade lawnmowers, apparently