Jerry BooThings

An Arab won the Nobel prize in chemistry last fucking year.

I hope her name is Audrey

Grindr is the worst dating app, I’ve been looking for a girlfriend on there for five years.

This is 100% true. It's nothing but hand waving and wishcasting.

remember when Elon took over Twitter and was having the engineers document how many lines of code they were writing as if more was better and not a sign they were not very good at coding

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. Snatch between my legs.

OMG HBO Max has the once upon a time series streaming, I know what I’m watching next.

I can’t decide between Once Upon a Time in China and The Legend. It’s been too long since I’ve seen them. Somebody stole my DVDs in the early 2000s :(

Omg….. 😆

Why wasn't this demolished decades ago?

There's no such thing as elder millennials, just terminally online Gen Xers who haven't accepted yet that they're old.

This is fucking insane. There is no valid reason for her to be involved in diplomacy.

All I want to know if the ladybugs are true or not.

😱 🎃 Halloween Terror 🎃😱

It’s called lemons, maybe you’ve curd of it

#JAIIIIIIT is the new 𝐙𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒! We’re witnessing his rapid decline in real time

Name a film or TV character dressed in white

Who cares?!? He is not paying his fair share anyway. And he would have to pay the tax anyway.

"Tala-freak-o" sounds like a really bitchin' gay bar that throws the most amazing drag shows ever seen by human eyes. I would totally fuckin' vote for that.

This is so fucked up. The kids were taken away from the family and the only reason the bastard wasn't prosecuted was because he and the mom fled the state. He was a wanted fugitive until he died in 2004. Vance might be a bigger piece of shit than Trump.

Being as generous as possible, this is 0.25% of the US daily usage of diesel. It won't make any difference to the price, but gives Russia money to help Iran kill Americans.

Omar became a US citizen in 2000, before cell phones were even capable of containing immigration data. There is no reason for her cell phone to be reviewed. Well, there's no reason to be investigating at all. Why is the search warrant under seal? What exactly caused the judge to sign it?

QTP with your favorite Final Fantasy character

Apparently there is a mandatory question about BDS that is set at the national level. That alone disqualifies DSA for me. Why single out Israel for BDS when China is committing gcide on the Uyghurs? You’re happy to buy all your shit from them.

This is the ducking President of the United States. What a disgrace.

My 7 year old every day at dinner time.

these leaks are illegal under the federal securities laws, the sec doesn't care, etc etc

I don't think pictures are proof (just look at McConnell), but apparently the guy that started all this has put out fake death hoaxes about Xi Jinping before.

There needs to long prison terms for this rampant theft in this administration, on both sides. Whomever authorized it and whomever receives the cash. This will continue as long as people get away with it, or just receive a slap on the wrist.

Correct headline: Doctors invent tool that allows insurance companies to deny treatment based on what you look like.

The President and Vice President should not be interfering in foreign elections at all, including endorsements.

That’s not even how it works. The test has three animals and you name all three.

sorry, I thought you said FETAverse *logs out of Mastodon*

Do you disavow the apple dumpling gang

Do you disavow the Muslim Brother Mouzone?

“hi im david attenborough and this is jackass”