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You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

This changed my life. ❤️

"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936

Bluesky, meet little miss Penny Lane! ❤️🐾 #peekaboo #PennyLane #dogsofBluesky

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Most Memorable Quotes in Presidential History:

Hillary Clinton was right about everything. Kamala Harris was right about everything. Both would’ve been incredible Presidents and I remain proud AF to have cast my vote for them.

I’m not Catholic, but I am Team Pope.

Can’t stop watching this.. 😊

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To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

Hillary and Kamala were right about everything.

I don't want him to die before all the Epstein Files have been released and he's destroyed. Totalt obliterated.

Happy Easter from the POTUS, ladies and gentlemen. 🙄

Hello?

Recap: Hour 1: We hit them like they’ve never been hit before. Day 1: We already won this war. It was easy. Yay us. Day 5: We don’t need any help. Don’t bother showing up after the war is over. Losers. Day 13: Why isn’t the world helping us? There will be be consequences.

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

I heard the audio. He said it. Lord. What have y'all done.

We're at war with Iran because the President of the United States likes to fuck kids That's super clear, right? He fucks kids Children Trump fucks Children That needs to be very clear

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

jimmy fallon segment mean tweets where celebs read negative comments out loud But congress

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

Like clockwork.

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion. That's roughly $1 billion per day. $41,666,667 per hour. $11,574 per second. People do not want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

kuwaiti guy on the phone going Those Were YOUR Jets? then quickly covering the receiver with his hand when everyone in the room bursts out laughing

America’s foreign policy is now “How many people have to die before you stop talking about the Epstein Files?”

This is madness and history will judge us for it.

Send ICE agents to Iran. They already have the outfits.

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Preparation isn’t panic. It’s leverage. And a passport is the cleanest leverage available to you. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Former Fox Host @gretchencarlson0.bsky.social pointing out we are not alarmed enough 🇺🇸 🚨

Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr owns this tragedy. Every single one.

He doesn’t like doing things to benefit the people. He not at all interested. He lies and takes credit for the good things that President Biden & others have done because lying & bragging are less work & what he does best.

Is this how a President should speak ?? It's disgusting.

Kamala Harris' slogan in 2028 should be, "I told Y'all Stupid MFer's What was Gonna Happen!"

aged poorly

The State of our Union is that we have a convicted felon and pedophile in the White House, protecting other rich & powerful pedophiles while strangling the Constitution and orchestrating the largest transfer of wealth to the ruling class in American history. The End. I saved you 3-6 hours tonight.

Someone tell Pam Bondi it's time to talk about the Epstein files. The Dow is under 50,000.

Prior to 2015, if any candidate for elected office had begun a public statement or tweet with this sentence, he or she would have been laughed out of public life. Now, Americans re-elect them as commander-in-chief. I will never allow myself to become numb to his insanity.