Jenpocalypse

For the love of god, State of NJ, I voted. Please stop spamming me with texts.

So....plague, huh?

Trump's in Ireland? Quick, America, turn off the lights and pretend we're not here when he tries to come back.

I've never seen this before. Totally worth a watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ls...

Bowie and Nyx enjoying Caturday.

The USA has discovered the perfect way to lose weight. Make sure all the food is too dangerous to eat. Good fucking job, guys.

I just want to say, I hate Jared Leto as a human being, but he was kind of kick ass as Skeletor.

Damnit, I saw "Donald Trump" was trending and had a brief second of hope. It's gone now.

Lindsey Graham, huh? Damnit Death, we gotta work on your aim.

Ya know, today July 4th, could've been the biggest party this country has ever seen. But NOOOOOOOOOOO.......assholes who wanna be able to say the "N" word in public went and ruined it for everyone.

I saw Mel Brooks was trending and got really scared there for a second.

A Bette Midler country music protest song with Barbara Hershey was NOT on my bingo card. But I'll take it.

God damnit, McDonald's. I just delivered 2 bacon egg and cheese biscuits to vegetarians because your employees suck at listening.

Fuck everything about Daylight Savings.

Markwayne Mullin is the most white trash name ever.

I absolutely hate the person who got me sick over winter break. HATE

God damn, Ricky Martin looks amazing

So, I dug out my car yesterday. Now today, I cannot walk or really raise my left arm. I am covered in bengay and making friends with my heating pad. I have never felt older.

Thank the gods for extra strength Tylenol and heating pads. I'm too old for this snow shit.

God damn snowplow buried everyone in the parking lot. I was out there digging for an hour. My shovel broke. And I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get out for work tomorrow.

Ok, so I picked up an ounce of weed and a gallon of ice cream. I'm ready for the storm.

So cold. So very, very cold.

Happy insurrection day to those who celebrate.

Alright, just finished Stranger Things. Meh

Holy shit. Reddit actually did it. newrepublic.com/post/204650/...

Perfectly good snowday wasted on a Sunday.

Happy Caturday! Bowie and Nyx are staying warm.

I have finished the episodes of Stranger Things that are out. My takeaway is... I really miss Boppers and wish they would come back.

Well, from working in a biohazard (high school) I have managed to catch the norovirus that's going around. No turkey for me. I can barely move.

Imagine sucking so much that Dick Cheney won't even be around you when he's dead.

I hope there's a special Hell for people who wait until the light changes to green to turn their left signal on.

God damnit, I was hoping Expedition 33 was gonna go on sale. Now it's nominated for Game of the Year. I'm never gonna be able to afford it.

I just spent an hour in a pointless work meeting. I'm really going to miss that hour at the end.

I block any and all Christmas ads that I get before Thanksgiving, regardless of what they're selling.

Mikie Sherrill won! Jersey stays Blue!

Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was the worst? I miss those days.

So many schools in NJ had bomb threats called into them this morning. Even the ones that aren't polling places. MAGA is not only violent, it is stupid.

I wish I could scan my "I voted" sticker somewhere and that would stop all the fucking political ads.

So I'm rewatching 28 weeks later because I don't remember shit about it and I want to watch 28 years later. Every person who saves a kid dies horribly. So I guess the message of the movie is "the hell with the fucking kids".

I don't wanna hear shit about the war on Christmas this year, considering it's already taken over Thanksgiving and it's encroaching upon Halloween. Looking at you Old Navy with your fucking Xmas commercials.

So, I watched Welcome to Derry. Did anyone else find it extremely funny, and not the slightest bit scary?

And you can block them here bsky.app/profile/did:...

No Kings was nothing in comparison to what the streets will look like when he finally drops dead.

Mike Johnson is so determined to keep the Epstein list secret, I'm starting to wonder if he's on it.

Ya know, Disney, have you tried a Tron without creepy Jared Leto?

Is he dead yet?

One of my students told me I walk with "so much aura" and I'm not sure what that means.

The scariest thing about the Halloween season is seeing where the Spirit of Halloween stores suddenly appear. The could be anywhere. The old Radio Shack. The store that was a Starbucks last week. Your grandma's house....

So, let me get this straight. Pete Hegseth called every single high ranking military person into a meeting (how stupid is it to have them all in once place at one time?), to basically announce the military isn't hot enough and he's not attracted to them?

I love how Trump and RFK Jr. had this really big announcement they were hyping up and when they came out and said "Tylenol causes autism" we were all like "Yeah, no" and moved on with our day. Speaking of days, this would be a good one to release the Epstein Files.