Beefcake Dad

Clanging and Banging

Wes Streeting is the most boring tyrant I've ever seen

Just got an email from my father asking me I've been listening to Bricknasty. Love the idea that this is a recommendation from the hero, and I won't let anyone change my mind

There are pieces of me that long for Broxtowe

I feel life is taking more out of me than it puts in.

Whoops

Clanging and banging

Wearing a tshirt that's far too clingy for public consumption

His what?

I will only buy food that has a logo that makes me want to fuck it

I see your other half is pushing a discount code for flavoured salt you don't need to drink

If someone is struggling to conceptualise the Dunning-Kruger effect, just show them a Traitors roundtable.

The call is coming feom inside tye house

Guy Goma 2

Fuck

I've had a bottle and a half of wine and Arthur Morgan is dying. Its Wednesday

Trying to work out if I can be arsed to move into a tax specialist role

Nothing works in this fucking building

Feel alright about it. Started wearing hats to work

I ran 3 days a week from February to September, then stopped because no one was impressed.

Because for me, playing mad stuff out off your phone at full volume in a cramped public space firmly denotes that community is fucking dead

Trying to explain mad cow disease to my son before bed

Add 'piss' to a band name: Weeford Mods

Clanging and banging

She gang on my lion til I cyst

Pretty much every "paranormal" "investigator" is a big pussy

Its mad that it costs less to drive into town and pay for parking than it is for the 3 of us to get the bus

Being in the gym on a Saturday afternoon and never being more convinced in my life that I need to get on the peptides

8-10 hard seltzers and albums from my very late teens, its Saturday

Calling it validation, but its actually just pottering around the house with a wistful look on my face

Shit boys, we got a surprise delivery. Today has been full of unexpected surprises. Something else I'm not expecting is being in the smoking area with the lads in the early evening

Clanging and banging

I feel like a big dog (complimentary) today. Its nice.

Combining 2 gym sessions into 1 because of poor time management and pooor sleep hygiene

Getting to that bit of the game again when Arthur is nearly dead and I might have to turn it off

Clanging and banging

Been in the office for 43 minutes. I've had enough

Yes! YES! Haha! youtu.be/7Xv42Qbx6-8?...

Clanging and banging

Just watching 2A audit videos until an arbitrarily "correct" time to go to the gym

Waiting for my parents to due before moving to Australia I reckon

I'm quite happy to watch people's rights get trampled and criminalized, but do NOT fuck with our bank notes!