jeff elrod

you build too tough. your roof too drone-proof. your bunker is too deep. they'll kill ballroom.

bask in the glory of y’all star

elitist james talarico has offended the 99.9% by saying trump is making the white house look like "gaddafi's bucc-ee's". he doesn't understand that the common man considers their brisket, wide variety of spiced nuts, and mostly clean bathrooms to be very classy and sophisticated.

"99.9%..." and "home of delicious cuisine" are real charlie brown had hoes statements. no they wouldn't. no it isn't. that isn't true.

this week's episode of @blankcheck.bsky.social about "goodfellas" was rough for someone who mostly knows "get your fucking shinebox" to be followed immediately by "and your sack of nickels", from an outkast song whose title griffin once mispronounced.

"trump accounts" are going to end up full of 1-2 share lots of the most societally and environmentally detrimental companies in the country. cheat code to give young people a small, vested financial interest in destroying the world, brought to you by northrop grumman and monsanto.

“i pay tax before, but still pay tax now?” We spoke with dozens of half-literate morons about the machinations of local governance. Here’s what they’re saying.

I will never imagine Sisyphus happy

Congrats folks, you did it. As of this morning there have been 741,391 early votes in the state of Georgia, putting us 2,841 votes ahead of the same day in 2022. More people voted in 4 days this year than over 5 days in 2022. #gapol #gapolitics georgiavotes.com

i know they have nothing to do with one another but it is very funny to me that college football is about to be a sport where we 1) rank 25 teams and 2) have 24 playoff spots

how many cornhusker engineers does it take to build a better viener schlinger?

Whole lotta stuff coming in the next week. georgiavotes.com

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

autoplay taking me to kansas utah after UGA alabama feels targeted

RABUN COUNTY EXCELLENCE.

man, fuck

v. funny they're making saban sit next to pat mcafee, the hellbound deserve a terrestrial preview of the eternity they're due

Repost if your team won NLDS Game 2 🔥

the phrase "millennial death drive" has been rattling around in my head since, on a call that had already gone way too long with my 23-year-old class project partner, i realized that at least 3 times, i'd mentioned the world potentially ceasing to exist within 5-10 years.

I know I’m not saying anything new, BUT what’s so infuriating about this Cornell case and so many situations like it is that there is so often no upside for the woman in reporting the event. It usually ruins her life in one way or another.

Gendered violence is a systemic cultural and societal problem. And when one of these cases boils to the top, you can see that in how many survivors come forward to explain how similar their experiences are, in ways both big and small.

What about her future? What about how hard she worked to be there? What is to become of her life now? What process of justice could possibly right these wrongs? And how much more will she lose in the process of trying to get it? How much more of this are we all supposed to tolerate?

I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.

brought our own snacks to the airport, so instead of buying snacks at the airport, i just didn't eat any snacks at all. sad state of affairs.

underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.

There’s been a lot of incredible writing about what happened 25 years ago but this is the piece that stays with me these days www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

fun facts i did not know about rockwell (who did the rappy parts, but not chorus, of "somebody's watching me"): - his dad is berry gordy, meaning that he's also redfoo's half-brother - jimmy carter, the president, is his second cousin once-removed

when you die they make you finally read/watch everything on the internet that you saved/bookmarked. time enough at last.

SHELTON!

fifth spam call of the day offering me a business loan. they're gonna turn me into a potent combo of the joker, michael douglas in "falling down", killdozer, the beekeeper, and the guy in that "falling down"-type movie starring the murray brother who played freddy rumsen on mad men.

bad day to decide "maybe i'll give codex a spin"

Everything you want is downstream of changing the balance of power between capital and labor.

WP:TRUMPCRUFT WP:NOTNEWS

@professorbutts.com you watching the cincy open? just saw a commercial for the city of cincinnati soundtracked by proud indianan john cougar mellencamp's "ain't that america" and got offended on y'all's behalf.

it's like "in the air tonight" was written for the show. i drove along the gulf coast from biloxi to atlanta at sunset with "crockett's theme" repeating on a loop when i was like 28 - greatest drive of my life.

"To many, the slacker-prodigy is an appealing archetype... Why not keep playing all the Pokémon you want, but just put your head down for two weeks, serve your ass off, and steal a Slam from underneath their noses?" - @girinathan.bsky.social

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."

I genuinely believe I deserve a better life. This narcissism leads me to advocate for everyone getting to have a better life. So that I can have one.

it’s honestly paradise to go in grocery stores in other countries

If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!

/pharmaceutical-grade Philadelphia accent "Giorgio Moroder"

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters

It is a funny situation to be in when you’re like “I wish world leaders could hit the same level of integrity as the mayor of New York City”