Ranty McRanterson

Remember when the government used to actually function? Yeah, me neither. I just didn't expect it to murder, also.

I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court. I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective. Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court. The lesson: When we fight we win.

I bought the steelbook a second time because I forgot I bought it the first time. I still haven't watched it a second time. #completionist

I vote. I voted today in NH. You should vote, too. #vote2026 #midterms

No, I don't swing *that* way. The "forbidden dance" as they called it.

Finally, an editorial

Late night jam

The Odyssey made a billion dollars telling the story of a soldier who went to war and desperately wanted to come home. Meanwhile, actual US sailors have been at sea for 200+ days, and some are throwing themselves overboard. BRING. THEM. HOME.

It's wild to me that our US elections have come down to: A. Are you good? [ ] B. Are you evil? [ ] I feel like this has been coming for years and they've been chipping away at humanity piece by piece. We need to make a final stand, do or DIE #vote2026

Is there a prediction market bet on whether the US redcard was a prediction market bet?

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Mamdani: "Those who led through exclusion & isolation have tried to win power & enrich themselves by turning us against one another ... today, too many of our leaders do not believe in a vision of this nation as an asylum for the persecuted, but rather as one that persecutes those seeking asylum"

I don't get it. These fascists think they'll retain power. Like they've never opened a book. History repeats whether we like it or not. Good news is, history repeats. We will overcome, we will prevail, we believe.

Cartoon by @rcodor.bsky.social

More, please.

Biden: Putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Building an arch in his own honor. Even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool. Whoa. What a loser.

This is exactly what we need.

This is crazy. Putin is done. Ukraine is trolling him with drones in his backyard. Cmon.

My current organization skillz

Our mainstream media is an utter failure. They have betrayed the people.

Saw a convoy of about 10 tank transports rolling down 95 South near Wells, Maine last evening. Dunno where they were going but Pease AFB is a short distance away.

Pretty much on brand for America.🙄

Anyone: "How's your day?" The Day:

50 years from now there will be a section of the mandated civics lesson membrain sync "Politics: what NOT to do!" (forward by AI Troy McClure) and will point to this era as THE example.

I heard Johnson say, "everyone has the right to be sick." He also doesn't think we have the right to be well. #magadoesntcare #VOTETHEMALLOUT #eattherich

LOVE NOT WAR!! ok, I get it. But I'll also settle for lower gas, or healthcare, or affordable rent, or affordable food, or affordable daycare, or no crushing debt, or... Definitely not war. Seems like oodles of opportunities for waste, fraud and abuse. #iranyourgasup

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Alaska Sen. Dan Sullivan, Maine Sen. Susan Collins, former Michigan Rep. Mike Rogers, former New Hampshire Sen. John Sununu, and Big Oil lobbyist Michael Whatley all have something in common. They've spent their political careers fighting for themselves.

Had to share - MSM seems to be ignoring it.

Lookin good! 👍😃

Shut up you dumb ugly fuck

The US is now spending more on data center construction than on public transportation infrastructure

"Biggus" - my oil painting

Folks, these are the rantings of a crazy person. Note how Trump resorts to attacking the wives of men he doesn’t like. The president is a lunatic.

I'd like a second opinion. Preferably from a professional.

Good Lord #christianity

I feel like we're being trolled by the U.S. Government. #250

Democrats needs to start saying "What we're gonna do is...____" and fill in the blank, instead of telling us how terrible republicans are. We already know. Just tell us what you're going to *do*!! They did! and here we are! DUH!

The word of the day is "dyscalculia" Dyscalculia is a learning disorder, with difficulty understanding numbers, performing basic mathematical calculations, like percentages. I bet #Trump has dyscalculia. By his definition, he's stupid.

#IYKYK

In Good News dept, Ethics complaint filed against scam Bondi in FL (state law can't be pardoned). I guess worse case disbarred but to be a disbarred attorney general? Lol History remembers

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

This is hilarious! Sound up! #j6slushfund

As heard this morning on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social , Mary in Ann Arbor and I, along with the Rocky Mountain Mike chorus and orchestra, perform "DJT's Slush Fund". youtu.be/bpXuxhSdk64