Jayson Salomon

Hey @ConEdison, the Upper West Side is giving moody candlelight—but nobody asked for the ambiance. Low voltage, flickering lights, and elevators out. Can we get the full wattage back, please? ⚡️🕯️

Huge thanks to Nora Schell for making an incredible Jellicle Ball even more memorable. 💖✨

Sweet pooch named Tyson.

Spotted at one of my favorite spots in Brooklyn: (Gage and Tollner) an ancient relic from the Before Times. Legend says if you insert a quarter and whisper your crush’s name, they'll friend you on MySpace. 📞✨ #HistoricCommunicationDevice #ArchaeologyButMakeItUrban #QuarterLifeCrisis

BK. #NoFilterNeeded

@jesayre.bsky.social You are a national treasure!

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