Jay Deierlein

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Friday, July 31, 2026, day 2228 of The Royale, my final day hosting for the foreseeable future. It’s been a pleasure having you here. Do your best today. ❤️

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Wednesday, July 29, 2026, day 2226 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’! Up before the dawn, as it were…though hard to tell today, as we’re in the middle of a 48 hour stretch where we’re projected to get around 6.5” of rain. Do your best today. ❤️

Good afternoon, Royale Crew! It's Friday, July 24, 2026, day 2221 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’! Happy Friday! Big day today: family have dentist appointments and then I have a gig. Do your best today. ❤️

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Wednesday, July 22, 2026, day 2219 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’! Headed to MSG to see Phish today. What’s a place you love to see a show? (No 40 Watt, HeAthens! 😉) Do your best today. ❤️

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Sunday, July 19, 2026, day 2216 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’! Yesterday I had two folks out in the wild comment on the Royale. Do your best today. ❤️

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Wednesday, July 15, 2026, day 2212 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’! Forgot earlier…and days earlier. My bad!

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Thursday, July 09, 2026, day 2206 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’!

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Tuesday, July 07, 2026, day 2205 of The Royale. You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’!

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Monday, July 06, 2026, day 2204 of The Royale, but in a BlueSky-sized package! You know the deal by now! Let’s see ya’!

Good morning, Royale Crew! It's Thursday, July 02, 2026, day 2200 of The Royale. So, share your smiling faces along with a steaming cup of joe or whatever you imbibe in the morning. Didn’t post here yesterday, but will try for you BlueSky folks! Let me see ya’!

A scandal checklist:

Act I, Scene 1 A desert place. --- [Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches] First Witch: Gimmie fuel. Second Witch: Gimmie fire. Third Witch: Gimmie that which I desire.

is you texting war plans to journalists on Signal?

A running list of songs Jason Isbell doesn’t want to hear me play live: “Castles Made of Sand” “Kid Charlemagne”

Glad to know my First Amendment rights are going to be protected for dragging this dopey turd.

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

We’re not even four bars into DBT’s “Carl Perkins’ Cadillac” and the pitch of my four-year-old son’s voice raises an octave and he says, “THIS is a good song!” He’s wrong, of course. It’s a GREAT song.

One thing that I did not miss from Twitter that has started to appear here is people farming engagement by reskeeting 35+ replies to their own queries in three minutes. Like their response and move on.