Jay Sinclair Riddick

My estradiol patches create really itchy and painful red welts when they get wet, which is just making me wish I could just jump to injections already.

Dude, I’m fucking sick of the pissy little walled gardens phones are anymore. The fuck you mean I can’t look at a queer young adult group I’ve been part of for years, they’re all milquetoast nerds (affectionate) This isn’t even fuckin’ racy.

Some evangelical dipshit somewhere put their kids’ college fund in Beanie Babies and Kinkade readymades in 1996, and I hope those kids are well-read Marxists who have gone no contact today.

I’m off to fight in the name of lesbos, get me my longsword! *(My assistant procures a long barreled MAG-7M1 sporting purpose shotgun from my chambers)*

I fucked up taking a salacious photograph and accidentally produced a still from the craziest 1954 horror B-movie where a house is threatening to kill its occupant (metaphor for the quiet dread that underplays a perfectly sculpted suburbia for guys who saw atomic bombs and concentration camps)

Like if the goal is making something faster, why are you even making something so complex? You can build a game in three months, our friends at the Yo! Noid 2 offices taught us that in 2017. You don’t need a data center for that, you need an appropriately narrow scope.

When you learn that there are people who make hundreds of thousands USD annually pissing off people by spouting racial slurs in public and that regular wages have been stagnant since the 1970s, you understand why our culture is so full of accelerationist shitheads

Payday 2 Update 258 -Tag Team perk deck now works with your mistresses and not just teammates. -Airbow pickup rate halved -Tag Team now lets you kill civilians without penalty

Please keep my tiny crummy little immune system in your thoughts (<- has a regular ol flu)

Hey guys, can someone please keep track of the nuclear launch codes? Here they are 013 014 015 016 It’s imperative that these codes not get leaked, they’re top secret. Thanks!!

I hope Tim Sweeney trips on his shoes’ Velcro straps tomorrow and absolutely thrashes his styrofoam cup in the process. Also I hope his dick explodes into flames or whatever idfk

Nine months ago I wrote the worst sentence I could think of and it still rattles about my brain like change in the drier.

Nice try, liberals! There’s actually NO genders! You have to make meaning out of your lonesome human existence without the aid of a rigid set of standards to adhere to!!!!! >:) Just a glimpse into my fucked up and evil mind!!!!

I want indie animation to be less brands and marketing and dropship plushies, and more La Maison en Petites Cubes.

Split level home in an unincorporated part of suburban Illinois and moving costs for my polycule. The rest of that cash is going into savings to keep us safe. My enthusiasm for frivolous luxury’s kinda bottomed out in this austerity panopticon. I want to stop seeing Rolexes and Porches.

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Forgot game show contestant and host Ken Jennings’ name so I just looked up “The Jeopardy Mormon” online and he was the first result 🤘🤘🤘👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻shit wrong emoji—

I love my gf and our polycule so damn much. Nothing spurred this, I just needed it to be known.

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Something so deeply liberal about your father fighting for worker’s rights his whole life* so you can joke around with the LAPD & hire a man to say transmisogynistic shit on a video on demand platform. *This asterisk is acknowledging whatever horrors Robert B. Reich may or may not be implicated in.

I Causer on Bob til His Cornelians ask if I’m Foolin

I don’t post for likes. I post to vent my brain of stupid bullshit and make up deranged hypotheticals. This is a sandbox of trolley problems and non-sequiturs to me. Don’t like it? Maybe enjoy a tomato bisque and/or a grilled cheese soon instead.

The first line of Tonies storytelling toys for adults were just announced: • Clockwork Orange • Cujo • 1984 • Borat • SAW • Breaking Bad: The Fall of Gus Fring • Breaking Bad: The Last Days of Walter White • Better Call Saul: Chicanery The figures can be bought from Kohl’s.

If anyone’s able to help support my metamour, I would greatly appreciate it. 💜

One must imagine Sisyphus making state minimum wage

Already tired of millennials making dumbass scrimblo horror. Stop ripping off a 2009 shitty lost episode creepypasta for your screenplay you’re like 35. You can conceive truer horrors. You can assemble truer horrors.

Fuuuuuck. We’re in Second Carl’s world now.

Concept: A Crash Bandicoot villain called N. Chilada

Did you know? Fat Tuesday is coming up

Forcefemming Vinny Vinesauce later. See if it makes her less miserable. *time passes* New Red Vox album is good but still really somber. I think this is just the nature of Staten Island.

Call me Gumdrop the way I bring the whole polycule into the fight.

I’m Jay Sinclair Riddick, a traumatized trans girl with brain fog stuck in a house that’s at best deeply toxic + transmisogynistic, and at worst openly abusive, & I cannot take it anymore. This house will be the death of me the way things are going. I could genuinely use a hand ko-fi.com/e3khatena