Boo-randon 👻

I was about to go to the pool to celebrate the weekend and then the skies absolutely opened up with another severe thunderstorm. So instead of a pool speedo selfie bsky is getting a mirror selfie.

Hey Siri what to do when your dog loves your boyfriend more than he loves you @no381.bsky.social

I was THIS CLOSE to purchasing this giant fluffy golden retriever at Costco. It even sheds like the real thing!

What a day of sportsball! Will be fun to see what happens next week but happy my Utes remain undefeated at 7-0 going into next week!

DOUBLE OVERTIME?!?

OVERTIME?!?!?

If the second half of this game goes like the first half…

The best way to watch college game day.

If UCF can beat BYU today in a major upset I could post hog on main.

Folks, many of you know that this was a challenging year for me. In the spirit of giving back, I’m helping my friend Anthony raise money for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. If you can support him, even by sharing, I know he would appreciate it. All of my love, my friends 🫂

What he really means is I stole and broke his glasses as we walked into the theater.

I wonder who gets the special prize of being my 1,000th follower?

I got sick of the beard. Need to refine the shape of the mustache better still.

Bath time (part 2 electric boogaloo)

I really would love to see Victor and Tomika paired up in a season of the amazing race.

Accidentally discovered a potential Halloween costume but it would involve shaving the beard. Is it worth it?

My brain anytime an oomf posts a photo wearing those damn kumori briefs

Maybe this is a good omen for a Monday?

The most productive thing I did all weekend was Bulgarian Split Squats.

Obligatory “it’s a traaaaappp” caption

Looks like nap time has started before 10 am

Good morning! Up way to early since I was up til 2 am for the Utah game today. Does this mean i get to nap later?

Meet me in the pumpkin patch?

Start of COVID to now. I unfortunately don’t have many good full body shots from that time (because I didn’t love the way I looked/felt) but I have way too many now 😅 If you can’t love yourself how the hell you gonna love someone else?

The ennui felt when realizing that the only edge I get to have on pride weekend FCF is Microsoft edge 😭 BUT I get it for 8 hours 😏

I think he likes the bath today 😂

The things we must do when the hotspots start coming back. Someone’s getting a nice medicated bath tomorrow morning.

Taking an unplanned rest day tonight because I seem to have messed up something in my lower back, so not a good day for a leg day. Regardless, I tried to do the polo flex thing and I think I need bigger arms or a smaller polo. 

BRB going to shower and tear a towel in half a-là @ptklein.com

This is the first time feel like I’ve ever been able to see cleavage. Quickly replacing all my tops with henleys and deep-v cuts and skank tanks while simultaneously adjusting my posture to an imposing lean forward in most situations.

Tonight was just a quick shoulder and chest-blaster before some late work calls but this was the first time I’m seeing more definition on my right bicep instead of my left. Also new YIWO shorts came in the mail today!

Large Language Models:

Alexander Hamilton during the bridge of “My Shot”

Columbus (the city) is also the bad place for other reasons.

I, like many others, am not ready for Monday. Let’s smash this week together fam!

The fact that a golden retriever is the mascot for the hills perfect weight food is… well… perfection.

I think I’m going to go Marie Kondo on my social accounts today. Went through and did a block spree on exclusive repost accounts here and have updated my interaction settings and have been cleaning up insta over the last little while.