Jamie Bellinger

With Zack Polanski and Hannah Spencer in Cardiff tonight for the Green Party's final campaign rally before polls open across England and Wales in just a few hours. © #elections #localelections #Senedd

Trump in Mississippi: "I'm here because Cindy is doing great" (He's there because Cindy is not doing great)

So we're just naming the storms after Jabba the Hutt's henchmen now, yes?

Women, and some men, gathered outside the UK High Court today in protest against the global rise of male violence, sexual abuse and worse against women, typified by the #Cornell case. #janedoe #wearealljanedoe ©

RIP europe-west2 you were the best of us 😢 #googleoutage

It's a sort of The Prestige tribute act, with the unfortunate addition of Cooper, but I do love del Toro's Nightmare Alley. It's so wonderfully self-knowing. Just absolutely oozes noir and totally owns it. #movies #film

Badly worded job application question of the day. a) Yes I can advise b) No I can't

Still one of the most astounding documentaries ever made, if you haven't seen the Naudet brothers' 9/11 film, tonight's a good night. With the usual warnings. It is staggering. youtu.be/gVYYYm3BC8E

“Not long ago, Just Stop Oil activists were given long sentences for simply discussing blocking infrastructure. In contrast, the balaclava-wearing gangs now do much the same with apparent impunity. One could almost call it two-tier justice.”

On the 25th anniversary of 9/11, half of the UK terrorism arrests in the intervening years took place in 2025–26. 50% of the arrests in 4% of the time, as 3,000 were arrested as suspected terrorists for peacefully holding placards. This is what terrorism now means in law in Britain. ©

The Departed is a lengthy film to re-watch and I always regret it right up until Baldwin appears, at which point it's all worthwhile.

Oh, fuck off

A vigil was held on Bristol's College Green tonight for Professor #JasonArday, along with other university cities across the UK. It was emotional.

Intrigued by Alfred Lord Tennyson's chaotic business decisions

There're going to be a lot of 'he was no saint' pieces penned by the same guys who wept for Rod Liddle.

It really isn’t normal for media outlets to hound minor public figures to death, just for fun, because they can. That really is a Just Britain thing.

Climbing up on Solsbury Hill... #eclipse #solareclipse ©

Job titles be like "Video Editor" and then the description is lifting stills from someone's iPhone footage for socials. It's wild out there.

Stop talking about Nigel Farage and start talking about how compere, performer and drag king Mojo Jones has a new act called C*nty Binface 🗑️💖

Jeeeeeeezus. Clutch. #chess

American political pundits reacting to footage of Count Binface on UK news programmes is my favourite genre of content for the foreseeable.

Shit in woodland likely bear's.

Hilarious possibility of the #WorldCup becoming like the 'World' Series of baseball. Team USA kicking a ball at an empty half-pitch.

I made the mistake of watching Hansard's performance at Shane MacGowan's funeral again and have been broken for half an hour. Impossible to get through. </3 youtu.be/6s8lvnSmISc

Glen Hansard has died. Heartbroken. youtu.be/sCZcJHAcAZ4

Burnham storming out the gates with policies my liberal friends and Tory older relatives would shake hands on. Incredible stuff. (Now if he could just call out genocide and stop killing the planet...) #AndyBurnham www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Global warming is bad primarily because my neighbours' lawn sprinklers have me thinking I've got some weird rhythmic tinnitus at least five times a day.

If the Prince of Understatement could stop referring to existential threats to life on Earth as "challenges" whilst others are striving to emphasise the cataclysmic urgency, that'd be great. 🌎

Cheeky one. #chess

Best new show on YouTube right now, this. Has me absolutely howling. youtu.be/8qZ6bY00VEs?...

It's a good time to be a UK rap fan. Steeze Factory got me jumping like watching SBTV at eighteen. 🔥 youtu.be/qRsLNKCc8GI?...

Nothing quite like a "omg those two celebs are related!" penny-drop and mine today was Miquita and Andi Oliver. Wild.

The Enzo Fernández hate this week is pure oxygen and my lungs are full. <3

I said maybeeeeeeeehhhhh

OpenAI "lost control of" advanced AI models and they "went rogue", autonomously carrying out a cyber-attack. #AI #boycottAI www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tolstoy invented the tweet in 1851.

Drink every time a cartoonist does one about the Odyssey film being a long voyage.

The blood just wouldn't wash off.

Absolutely hilarious that the sodding lectern has become such an entrenched symbol of political instability that the No10 PR boffins have done away with it altogether. #Burnham #ukpolitics

In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer.

"I go with good grace." 😂😂😂😂😂

Oh man I hope he does a COUNTRY I LOVE blubber. 🤞

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

Burnham - "I’ll try and find common ground with anybody… I think Kemi is probably much more capable than some of her predecessors... you’ve got to admire Farage’s communication skills." Notably not mentioning Polanski or Davey. The Labour outreach to the right over the left continues

too much odds for a Spaniard’s rapier.

Hell. Yes.

Well, this will be fun in a few minutes