James MackinnAHHHHn

Lula Goes HARD

Detroit wins

this GB DET game is nobody's best work. even the refs.

Stuffing my face with candy, Starburst wrappers everywhere, watching a world championship gymnast falter on the beam, "sloppy. what a bum."

The NFL is all AI now. I can tell because there were no plumes of smoke or visible riots in the exterior shot of the stadium.

since all the folks waking up may have missed the cheesecake factory discourse

been thinking about boobs so much I got sent to HR in my dreams

Don't forget the Cheesecake Factory owner built a cult compound to last for 700 years in order to welcome the return of Meher Baba, the Sufism Reoriented guru and inspiration for the song "Baba O'Reilly" The House Of Worship The Cheesecake Factory Built | The FADER share.google/HcHXc1OXPeg8...

I can't imagine fimding out I have celiac disease at any other time. It seems like every week we get a new gluten free option of a classic snack, and the knowledge a lot of restaurant workers put into preventing cross contamination and avoiding menu items that might not actually be GF is amazing

worst use of replay

LoL

Fucking metaphor alert

@travisview.bsky.social they're bringing back devolution theory, but this time it's bad?

7 year old: "enthusiastically" is 16 letters so it's the longest real word I know 5 year old: here's a long word, it's not real though *30 seconds of gurgling noises*

It would be hilarious if they weren't committing so much evil

Not a thing I like to read about the richest man ever!

That Joyce Carol Oates post is still haunting him

look, I get it wasn't a talked about book for the beautiful prose. but how does an editor allow this?

is this what all those parental estrangement articles are about?

Go Pistons

Peacock, you cannot call something a "collection" when you only have 3 of the 7 or more films in the franchise

We are up to 5 people today who have mistaken our infant daughter for a boy because she's in a blue sweat suit that really makes her eyes pop

Ready to become a guy that *used* to be a piece of shit

Thank You for Smoking for tax purposes

Extremely loud and incredibly close for tax purposes

Is this another Young Sheldon spinoff?

How is this my best score? 😂 tentpolegame.com/m/2RpfqbbBOQwn

"Does Trump have enough money to replace all the trees?" the greatest thread on r/treelaw locked by a moderator after 12339 pages of heated debate

Matthew Stafford my god

Teach them to touch grass early

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Marge: That's your solution to everything; move under the sea. it's not going to happen

started the new Carrie series. I'm getting the sense that one of the villains (?) wants to go to Duke which... tracks.

oh hey @jakerockatansky.bsky.social , I didn't know you moved to the neighborhood

before Trump all news was like this all the time

I would like to see it

I feel like City of Ghosts on Netflix is a thing @alexsteed.bsky.social needs to know about if he doesn't already.

Colloquy by Shirley Jackson

DAAAA-CEASED www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/s...

Silicon Valley? more like, Solipsism Valley, amirite?

imagining a country where just is served to the Trump administration and the talking heads start pondering why all these former Fox News hosts are ending up in jail?