Jake Zukowski

What do content designers do? This. #ux #ooux

I have voted from Amsterdam 🌏 Let's go, democracy! #IVoted #VoteFromAbroad

Happy Venus in cazimi everyone. Can you feel desires coming back into focus? 💜 cosmic.plumbing/s/koXa2-RL

It really does sound like the AI has just butchered someone.

It’s crystal-hugging woo boy leg day.

How you know you have astrologers in your family chat.

I'm all about this new capability in LinkedIn. 🐷 Bring it to BlueSky next!

Amsterdam’s weather would like to apologize for its earlier weather behavior. Just stepped outside and caught this rainbow over the canal. October can stay. #Amsterdam #Photography

Sometimes the astrology really speaks to us. And sometimes, a bug creeps in and the astrology keeps its mouth all the way shut. #Astrology #AstrologyHumor

Welcome to Amsterdam in October: somewhere between lovely evening walk and the boatman knows your name. 👻

Very difficult to walk anywhere efficiently when the buildings and sky keep doing this.

X is such trash. You make one astrology post after years of nothing and every bot named "Luna" starts following.

Pride flag was here first. 🌈🏳️‍🌈

Mars entering Leo with a Pluto opposition on Oct 3 moves from confidence to questions of leverage, force and control. Watch your 6, folks.

Amsterdam: where cars are pulled over by horses.

New update is here. Biggest change is improvement to Perspective editing. Now if you try and exit the edit screen without saving, we will warn you so you don't lose your work. cosmic.plumbing/download

Is this a UX compliance thing? German retailers empty your online basket after 30 minutes? It's happened to me twice now. Apparently my imaginary cart is taking up valuable imaginary floor space.

ngl i love designing a homepage

Want a tough UX problem? Try UX’ing astrology. The requirements doc is insane, ambiguous, and like a thousand years old.

Cosmic is now fully shipped! Thank you so much to everyone that helped through the (long) pre-release phase. Astrologers: Unlimited charts synced across all your devices (yes, even mobile) for free. cosmic.plumbing

This YouTube series seems tailor-made to me: a transgender immigrant tells me about witchy occult practices while puppets dramatize the historical scenes. youtu.be/8n9lkYD1vz0?...

Wearing pearls on leg day: yes or no?

I would KILL for those pants. I may have to get them custom made now.

Getting a scammer to emoji reply to your pun is next level.

Yay. Cheaters shouldn’t win.

That time when I ran and made an IUD.

Leading the ranger panty revolution

Jet lag is temporary. Being aggressively charmed by the Netherlands is forever. 🇳🇱

You can tell he has gay daddies because he has two squeaky balls.

💋 happy 23rd anniversary, honeybear.

23 years with this guy @tres.cosmic.plumbing. I can't imagine a better partner.

Yesssss. We love to see it. Be like Heather. Use Cosmic to find elections without breaking flow.

Yes, the astrology software is coming along quite nicely.

We had a lovely time streaming this episode live through Bluesky, even though we didn't get a single comment. That's alright. We will get a live viewer one of these days. In the meantime, find out what my least favorite letter is. Hint: it has to do with toxic masculinity. 👇🏾

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jake.cosmic.plumbing Our Cosmic Journey LIVE Episode 127: Snacking on Gs. Talking astrology software dev and design with Jake and Tres

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jake.cosmic.plumbing Our Cosmic Journey LIVE Episode 127: Snacking on Gs. Talking astrology software dev and design with Jake and Tres

For future crypto scams in my DMs, I would prefer the less-optimized Canadian-style Thursday message. Thanks.

This week, we buffed up Cosmic. See for yourself. https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA

Astrology brain levels: ✨ Self-acceptance 🧱 Traditional foundations 🏗️ Systematic reconstruction 🤓 Reading Latin footnotes at 3am

From classic TV to true crime: a Donna timeline 📺 ➡️ ⚖️

Me: building professional astrology tools. Them: ‘That’s not a real job.’ Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.

Feeling the eclipse in our hips

Come help us make the world’s newest and best astrology software!

Eclipse day. Embrace the people weirdness all around you right now.

Didn’t expect my spine to get shredded from working out 👀

Black Lilith has entered the chat 🖤🌙