Elise Lastname

Elise Lastname

@ittybittyboo.bsky.social

Came for the news, stayed for the skeets

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FLUSH MAGATS FROM CALIFORNIA! Republican Rep. Kevin Kiley introduced the Coastal Commission Accountability Act, which would "strip the CA Coastal Commission of its powers under federal law" essentially letting Trump do what he wants with our coastline in retaliation for blocking SpaceX launches.

sfgate.comA Calif. agency angered Musk. Now a Trump-backed congressman aims to gut it.Republican California congressman Kevin Kiley, backed by Donald Trump, has introduced federal legislation to essentially abolish the Coastal Commission.

It’s ironic that the people complaining they couldn’t hear or understand Kendrick Lamar’s “mumbling” would have benefited from Closed Captioning—the feature that provides a text description of all audio on screen.

Happy Lunar New Year of the 🐍 In relationships, beware of friends & lovers who reveal themselves as snakes in the grass. In business, avoid snake oil salesmen with promises too good to be true. In all other matters, be flexible & adaptable as a snake and life will become your playground.

Who remembers Sylvia Browne, the late self-proclaimed psychic? 🔮 She predicted an end to the US Presidency & Executive branch in our lifetime. Also, a sitting president would 💀 in office from heart attack. VP will declare war on North Korea but be 🔫 before his term ends. Can it get any crazier?

After Trump stole the election (again), there were all these TikToker influencers who teased their followers with “wait and see…” and promises of a blue retribution… so what’s the plan now? I thought our elected Democrats were hatching a secret plan to save the day? 🤨

Sharing is caring! 🥰 Here’s a family recipe (on my partner’s side) for Cranberry Coffee Cake and a photo of actual cake I made last year. Fun Trivia: There is no coffee in coffee cake. 😱 Coffee cake gets its name from when you eat it which is usually at breakfast with coffee! ☕️😉

He makes a good point! And when we build bike-only lanes, to designate a safe space for cyclists, drivers will still complain that it takes up too much road space or it’s taking away another lane for cars. 😒

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