It's Tobs

It's Tobs

@itstobs.bsky.social

I still have never met Joe Pesci.

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@itstobs.bsky.social

not the primary issue here, but are they all now wearing more bronzer (including hannity) to suck up to the big guy?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Marco Rubio: "From the very beginning, President Trump has made abundantly clear that the issue of Greenland is not about territorial conquest."

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Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social

[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.

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Rip

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Stoned Wheat Thins (circa 1972-2022): A line of hearty, sturdy, crunchy snack crackers, noted for their strong toasty wheat flavor. They developed a significant cult following, before Nabisco unceremoniously pulled the plug without explanation

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Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog.xyz

this is an elite joke. joke of the year nominee IMO

Anton@anton.beauty

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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This is me. The number of times I’ve knocked over my *first* drink, after maybe 3 sips…

Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com

"are you drunk?" No friend... i am something much worse Clumsy !!!!!!!!!

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Someone already posted Hank Williams Jr., so I’ll add this one.

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...

theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Jesus. Would you rather: 1. Try to score from the 1 yard line against an NFL defense in full pads -or- 2. Land a back flip on ice… on ONE SKATE?? (Trick question: both cause your death so do the back flip.)

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Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog.xyz

you can search the NYT archives for "violated ethics laws" and see that it was never soft-pedaled as "drawing scrutiny from ethics experts" (like it's a philosophy question) every time a restaurant inspector accepted a free lunch

The New York Times@nytimes.com

A high-ranking official in the Interior Department is drawing scrutiny from ethics experts because she failed to disclose her family’s financial interest in the nation’s largest lithium mine that had been approved by her agency, according to state and federal records.

nyti.msThe Trump Administration Approved a Big Lithium Mine. A Top Official’s Husband Profited.Karen Budd-Falen, the No. 3 at the Interior Department, didn’t disclose a $3.5 million water-rights contract between her husband and the developers of a Nevada mine, records show.

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leon
@leyawn.bsky.social

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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I don’t post much on here but I am troubled that they continued to name kids Natrone after Natrone Means entered our lives. Apologies to other Natrones, but that is the perfect name and they should have retired Natrone after that.

The Falcoholic@thefalcoholic.bsky.social

Recapping all the action from last night, from Natrone Brooks' big interception to the Easton Stick-Chris Blair connection that continues to pay dividends www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

thefalcoholic.comFalcons - Titans preseason recap: Sloppy yet interestingThe Falcons got to evaluate roster battles in a surprisingly interesting preseason tilt.