ITOC

We are pleased to announce that the 4064 Olympiad will take place in beautiful Athens, Hellas Megalopolis. More information, once approved for public consumption, will be made available in this feed or at www.chronolympics.com.

The Committee has approved the 15 Meter Catch & Splash event as a medal event for the upcoming Athens Olympiad.

Warning: internal pressure in the Bore exceeds established tolerances. Delaying stabilization efforts from 9/2/2026 to 9/1/2026

Restarting stabilization.

The Committee has authorized ceremonial pins.

The Committee has declined to investigate corruption in sporting bodies located in this Branch due to the potential for Destructive Interference.

There is no relationship between this Committee and atavistic sports organizations. The International Temporal Olympic Committee formally Condemns any attempts at association (real or imagined)

The Judges are not neutral. They are correct.

STATUS UPDATE Olympiad: Pending Judges: Assembled Charter: Amended Anomalies: Active

NOTICE The Chronolympics operate outside all existing Olympic charters. No equivalency is recognized.

INTERNATIONAL TIME OLYMPIC COMMITTEE This account serves as the public record for the Chronolympics. The record is incomplete.

EVENT: Pummel Horse STATUS: INTERRUPTED LEADING ATHLETE: ███████ POLITY: PERPETUAL CANADA ANOMALY DETECTED: LOW GRAVITY “The horse does not touch the ground again. Recalibrating."

Compiling Wildcode

Agenda item added. "RE: sudden decrease in gray mass (aggregate)"

This Branch knows about fossil fuels but does nothing about it. Let's try again.

Anomaly detected. Trying new branch.

NIST's time services going down is less about "oh no things are going to break" (we are very resilient to muti-second drift even if people didn't have backups like GPS) and more about "oh no this is a crucial service we are being reminded has multiple underfunded and vulnerable chokepoints"

Heisenberg rebuffering

Anchoring... Anomalies detected. Cascade collapse imminent. Cutting anchor.

Compiling Ticker subroutine

Load bearing threads identified: + Chicxulub impactor + Promethean discovery + The Collapse + Börte Üjin birth + 1849 CE Austrian Balloon attack on Venice + Super Mario Bros 3 release + LHC Run 4 (2031 CE) Rerouting with appropriate temporal crumple zones.

Initializing. Standby for snapback on the threads.