isopodgirl gaming :v_mtf:

@link@js.meowingwo.men i'm starting a business... to sell ESTROGEN to TRANS WOMEN

I'm convinced that being good at computers either requires or creates some sort of magical aura that makes them listen to you

this image goes so hard [penis.JPG]

You might think I would respond to the news that discord intends to make public guilds indexable by search engines with the usual catastrophizing about privacy. But actually this is a good thing. If people are gonna treat public discords like the new forums they should be publicly indexable like […]

Discord quests or: turn our process logger back on and we PROMISE to jingle the keys in front of your face some more

Finally, CVEs that _don't_ affect me as a result of my decisions

We are planning to release new Mastodon security updates for versions 4.4, 4.5, 4.6, 4.7 and nightly this Thursday, Oct 29, at around 14:00 UTC. It solves a critical severity security issue. We encourage server administrators to plan for an update in the hours following the release to ensure […]

❌ man made horrors beyond my comprehension ✅ creature made doohickeys beyond my whimsy

If you're a customer of this company, let your voice be heard. Is this how you want workers to be treated? 😒 https://www.404media.co/proton-to-re-interview-staff-about-ai-to-see-who-gets-to-keep-their-job/

oh my gods it’s another number 4 incident https://fixupx.com/4a4133/status/2114822201555943763

I've discovered a new exploit that I'm calling php2shell. All an attacker has to do is run a php script on the target system with the exec() function in it and

@mozilla@mozilla.social I promise to pledge $20 to whatever the hell your cause is if you add `corner-shape` to Firefox in the next update

vegan bitwarden

There's no such thing as ethical FOSS. It's just not possible

Apparently you're supposed to specify <img> sizes in your HTML now? and the only unit it accepts is pixels? that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. How am I supposed to make the images responsive like this. fuck you

fyi for anyone who heard that there isn't a php2shell poc that works on a default server configuration that isn't true https://github.com/9bie/php2shell-bypass-aslr-exp `python3 exploit.py --port 18110 --workers 150` gets rce on `podman run --rm -it -p 127.0.0.1:18110:80 -v ./docker/www […]

so does gotosocial support emoji reacts yet or

0 * * * * sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y

so switching away from systemd will make my computer run better? or improve its usability in some way? ...no? It'll be exactly the same? it will work identically but I'll get the satisfaction of knowing I got one over on Big Init System? I see... Sign me the FUCK UP

I lied. behold my fancy ass modern styling on 20 year old HTML nerds https://git.bugwo.men/

simply don't use any software. that way none of the software you use can be hacked

but the exploit was written in parkour

php cvelization

oh ok turns out we've had the patched PHP version for hours and Ubuntu just rejects PHP's version numbers and substitutes its own. Is is safe to bring my shit back online or is that new double free thing also worth worrying about

The call of the static site generator is powerful today

If they had simply rewritten php in rust none of this would have happened

important security recommendation: destroy all computers forever

I'm also a 10 who's very vulnerable, and yet the whole world doesn't stop to focus on me.

They call it "PHP Vuln" because it affects my Personal Home Page

It's always some company you've never heard of in your whole life too

Everybody loves my ​:2024fordf-350superdutyplatinum4wd:​

when people say "protect the dolls" usually what they actually mean is "protect trans women" which some trans women really don't like when I say "protect the dolls" I mean the dolls. have you seen what happens to the dolls? trans women keep soaking them in milk and throwing them at walls, it's wild