Isaac Hepworth

roadmap conjugations: - i hillclimb - you pivot - he/she flip-flops

in the future we will all be hacked by openai for fifteen minutes

this said popeno a moment ago

what the fuck

the world has waited long enough

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cookie conjugations: - i personalize - you track - he/she surveils

summer in são paulo is a scorcher… just before 9am and it's already 60°C… wait, what

i’m going to be rich

endorse. bought this last night; it was an instant and hilarious hit

even for a telco, "more unlimited" is dissonantly cynical as product positioning

today i learned that 2025 = 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³

today I learned that teenagers get the zoomies

this is amazing

wore a shoe on my right foot today for the first time in 5½ weeks. a mini milestone to end the year 🎉

strong contender for lamest fortune ever

just got my 2024 performance review as a parent from the twelve year old and i got a b-minus rating wtf

first person to write a doc wins

i got "famous" and "dead" 😬

woof, i just made the big time. see all y'all suckers later.

amazing www.ft.com/content/0a5a...

i've been waiting for this. i'm now @isaa.ch.

at 12 and 14 the kids have reached peak effectiveness in pushing each others' buttons

there is a certain undeniable orthographic determinism in the fact that that “shitposting” is an anagram of “top insights”

shared ipads for check-in at the doctor's office just casually leaking patient information from previous visits 🧐

hugh's given up

OH "the financial equivalent of a snake eating its own tail, except the snake is also charging the tail a convenience fee"

today i learned OBE = "overcome by events"

please note: from now on, web pages are to be known as "experiences"

kiddo #2 has sketched out an entire itinerary to get to vancouver this weekend and the persuasion campaign is mounting

i am unspeakably fed up about this

rolled my ankle and broke my foot wtf

completely forgot who invited me to bluesky back in the day. if it was you, thank you.

i mean, nailed it tbh

get a load of this domestic longhair mongrel and the cat he inherited from his late mother-in-law

a colleague caught a glimpse of my calendar

a pretty arresting and thought-provoking take on open source supply chain security, and perhaps the futility of incrementalism in this space blog.isosceles.com/openssh-back...

*slaps roof of enterprise governance product* this bad boy can fit so many single panes of glass in it

talked about this thing today in a presentation about product management: a microwave for use on live humans. increase blood flow! ease muscle pain! reduce joint stiffness! 1950s ads for this thing directly addressed consumer concerns that it would interfere with television reception.

idea: shazam but for what the fuck is wrong with people