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I kinda forgot about Bluesky for a little bit. The algorithm on Threads seduced me. I was getting thousands of likes just for having an opinion or talking about popular things. That part was kind of nice

My favorite scene in all of Star Wars is this behind the scenes photo of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Ok, Fortnite is fun again. Here’s me as Hank Hill backup dancing for Sabrina Carpenter.

Bruce Springsteen has some things to say about what’s happening in the USA

“I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called ‘Bring back the porn!’” - Doctor Perry Cox, Scrubs 📺

Some people have to work a long time before they get that one perfect job. I’m so happy it’s finally happening for Nicolas Cage

Hey is that a ninja star or do you have a freakishly dangerous penis?

Raging against the machine, with kindness

Bryan Cranston played goofy dad, then goofy dad who breaks bad. Jon Hamm played messed up man who sells American dream, now messed up man who bought into it. Will Smith needs to do a show. Take him from goofy kid who needs to learn from mistakes, to guy who messed his life up with a mistake. 📺🤷🏻

“Not many people make it past 36 adventures anymore” says Cricket Green celebrating their 100th “adventure”. Needless to say, the Big City Greens 100th episode was freaking great. So fun and meta and yet still so sweet I cried. And I liked when the chicken talked. 📺 #animation #disney #disneytv

The fact that the aliens in Lilo and Stitch seem to be humans for almost all of the live action Lilo and Stitch kinda really sucks

Ok, I’m far from an expert in anything related to this topic, but French Girls by Dove Cameron is basically a song by Lady Gaga in her prime and I can definitely be here for that. #music #songs #pop 🎧

If you were ever curious just how much bigger Mr. Mime’s hands were than yours, now you can see how you measure up. And then you can finally understand why Ash’s mom keeps him around 😏 #nintendo #pokemon

Are there any scientists, physicists, math people, or other nerds who can answer an important question for me? Is this possible? Would the force of pooping and pushing out the turd ever be enough to make you actually rise? Or would your own weight keep you pressed down, trapping the poo inside you?

Someone on Reddit broke down everything that went wrong with Disney’s Star Wars Cruise/Hotel a lot of behind-the-scenes info, pretty interesting insights into the training, and a look at the oh so many problems faced in the Galactic Starcruiser’s short run. www.reddit.com/r/GalacticSt...

I’ve been eating 3 PB&J sandwiches a day for about 10 years now and I just need to know: am I going to die or live forever? I feel fine, it could be either one, but I’m not a doctor so I’ll never know.

90’s Twister, 70’s Scrabble Sentence Cube game. Some cool retro board games I’ve inherited from family who says “here, I don’t want this”

Look, I know I’m a nobody and don’t have many followers here or anything, but I feel like this is huge news and people need to know

Need a giant chicken? Or a pack of branded buckets? Of course you do. Costco has you covered this season

This should have been The Super Mario Bros. movie. I’m not even talking about the accent over Chris Pratt, I mean like this seems good enough, make this 90 minutes and put it in theaters. #nintendo #gaming #movies

At 34 seconds into “Careless Whisper” by George Michael/Wham!, you can hear “Into the Unknown” from Frozen 2. Weird 🤷🏻 #music #disney #frozen

Last weeks episode of The Studio, (ep. 7 “Casting”) was great. It made me realize that Warner Bros. didn’t even bother to do any of that when they decided to cast a black Snape for the Harry Potter HBO show. Probably should’ve asked someone. Like anyone. Anyone at all. They could have warned them 📺🤷🏻

“the heart of the series… two parts comedy, one part heart” “We want emotional resonance. We want to feel something... making people laugh, but also making them care” “It’s cool to watch Big City Greens evolve…But the characters are what make all of that possible.” The secret to good 📺 is lots of ❤️

Road House has a scene where Jake Gyllenhaal is quippy as hell, asks if some bikers have health insurance and where the nearest hospital is, slaps like 5 of them and then beats their asses before awkwardly driving them to a hospital while listening to Kokomo by The Beach Boys. More of that please

Ok, this was too much. And too perfect. Poor Katy Perry/Denise 😂 #katyperry #snl

Madame Web in Avengers: Doomsday confirmed

Ok, they’re totally Fast and Furious-ing the Now You See Me franchise. I get it, makes sense. Ridiculous, but makes sense

I just walked in to my 12yo daughter listening to country music and I was as shocked and confused as I imagine all the parents of kids my age were when they first actually heard our uncensored Eminem CDs. To be clear, theres nothing wrong with country and she’s allowed to listen. It’s just… random?

I’m watching one of those free streaming tv channels and I swear they just showed a commercial for outdoors. It was an advertisement for just the concept of being outside

Saving cinema? You get a Tom Cruise!

Pedro Pascal and a little rascal go on an adventure, you say?

I’m pretty sure that the only things that matter when creating a new character in the The Walking Dead universe are a “good” character gimmick and a sickass and/or completely impractical weapon.

People are all like “let’s see what happens when all the stores have empty shelves”. We know what happens when the shelves are empty. I’ve see what happens when Costco gets Pokémon cards. Even the sample ladies aren’t safe

Does anybody else notice that when you were a kid you never noticed all these bad things in the world? Is that because none of it existed back then? No, dumbass, it’s because you were a kid and kids are stupid fucking idiots. You were supposed to outgrow that

Random thought: When is the Harry Potter tv show going to be set? Like, what year? Artificially set in the 90’s just because the movies are? Or do they modernize it to the current year (2026 by then then)? Honestly, I can’t tell what they’d go for. But I don’t think I want wizards and smartphones

Every executive order should be met with “Ok, Boomer” energy and then ignored (other than for mocking)

Oh good they aren’t changing too much, he’s still in the middle

I feel like it could be argued that the Minecraft movie is essentially Napoleon Dynamite for a generation that would know Minecraft references

A goddamn Toys R Us movie? Thats where we are now? Somethings deserve to fail. Especially when there’s already a crazy ass movie featuring Toys R Us coming out starring Channing Tatum. That one seems much more interesting than a blatant Night at the Musuem ripoff with some licensed toys thrown in

Who says movie theaters are dead? Not these guys

Ok, a scene where Jason Momoa is riding Jack Black but then he demands they switch to a 69 position, or as he says, “make a man sandwich” before they explode in all the excitement was not what I expected from the Minecraft movie, but it killed me. Nice move, Momoa 👍🏻 screenrant.com/a-minecraft-...

Weird that Tom Hanks didn’t mention that thanks to technological and graphical advances, Woody will finally look as real as Pixar originally intended. #ToyStory5 (Image credit: an old Reddit post I found via google www.reddit.com/r/blursedima...)

Suing someone because “you weren’t supposed to tell anybody what a horrible piece of shit I was to you, you said you would let me get away with it all” is never a good look.

Kid in plane looks out window: “Mommy look, it’s Superman!” Mom: “No honey, that’s just a man with a kite strapped to his back” Kid: “Cool! So if he’s not Superman does that make him Kite Man?” Mom: “Sure honey, whatever you want to call him” Kite Man, outside window, feeling seen: “Hell yeah!”

I love a neat brand modernization. But I still don’t like Nutri-Grain bars and I will only eat them begrudgingly. #brands #logo #costco #breakfast

And then they have to pinky swear with Oscar that they really did for realsies 🤙🏻 #Oscars

Another needle drop prediction for the new Superman movie: The Underdog, by Spoon. A classic character intro song. I’m seeing us introduced to Clark Kent bumbling through crowded Metropolis streets, rushing to work while it plays. I just don’t know if Clark would ever wear headphones or not 🤷🏻

I think “The Studio” is my favorite new show of the year. It’s the type of show where almost nothing major happens each episode, yet I’m so entertained the whole time because the whole half hour is just nonstop. It’s shot in a way that just keeps it moving while people talk and it’s just riveting. 📺

I feel like I’m crazy because this season of Daredevils whole plot with Mayor Kingpin and everything about his plan is actually literally happening like right now in America and what the fuck

Trump’s America has a lot in common with The Walking Dead. The main protagonists are actually the bad guys to everybody they ever meet, but they think they’re the good guys, and a lot of the people watching are just too dumb to realize it and cheer every time Rick destroys another peaceful community