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The Christmas stuff can wait 12 Days of Halloween 🎃: Day 1 - a bucket for my candy Day 2 - 2 random hats Day 3 - 3 (3)musketeers Day 4 - 4 costume face masks Day 5 - 5 rolls of TP for the house that got the game fucked up Day 6 - 6 mini snickers Day 7 - 7 fortune cookies Day 8 - 8 Hallmark cards

We’re closer Friday than we were 2 days ago. 🤞🏽

Get you a new one, reliable backup and a emergency one that do it at they home while they babysit and have other hustles on the side cause you need a squad these days

No cheating, post your lock screen

Classic case of the “pot calling the kettle…”

I would be holding speakers out the window playing “Who Let The Dogs Out”

Happy birthday beautiful 🎊🎉🎂🎁🎈🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🍲🍲🍲🥟🥟🍡🍡🍧🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🥧🥧🧁🧁🍰🍪🍪🍪🥂🍾🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧋🧋🧋🥤🥤🥡

Happy birthday beautiful 🎊🎉🎂🎁🎈🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🍲🍲🍲🥟🥟🍡🍡🍧🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🥧🥧🧁🧁🍰🍪🍪🍪🥂🍾🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧋🧋🧋🥤🥤🥡

Hmm….combination of 2 and 3 🤔

🫩😴✌🏾 let me get some sleep I’m already gonna miss the ot in the morning let me make my regular shift

It really don’t matter what food you like if you don’t vote all this shit gonna get recalled

But ima damn sure go there for DreamCon

I couldn’t live in Houston knowing Shokku Ramen is open 24/7 🍜 they would have all my money

Me when I start paying attention to every breath I take:

🤔 Rosa has to sit down carrying her phat ma around Harriet was too mobile my vote is Rosa

🤔 early 2025 movie theater parking lot late night backseat of my truck 🥲 I miss my truck now

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Spawn Between My Legs

Nah that’s Uncle Phil bout to hit em with the “We?”

😩 I have the mask the light just need some thick thighs squeezing my head as I taste her creamy delight 😋

🤔 Ludacris making hella royalties from that song

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I had forgot all about this Dallas and Eagles game

Can we get a replay of this moment? 🤣

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Motha fucka cannnn youuuuu staaaaannd tha raaaaiiiinnnn

I dont use potholders I use dish towels like a mf 🤷🏾‍♂️

If you like Nicki get away from me

Florida Evans was a top tier villain

Name a fictional character death you haven’t gotten over. 😢 it’s a terrible day for rain

I hate my job but love my insurance

🤣🤣🤣 this shit would be the most embarrassingly funny last ditch effort for them to try and get last minute “ignorant black votes” that I can promise you that it will backfire cause she gonna let a secret slip

Free public transportation everywhere!

Activate her asthma with clit French kissing

“Damn she throwing it back like that…….im not gonna make it 😩😩”

Pink shoes was the best one 😂😂

Read yall amendments carefully they will fuck people over on the verbiage

😐 I know that stage must smell like hot garbage with a scoop of shit sprayed with skunk juice

Random rant thoughts: I hate when actors/actresses or musical performers of any genre give their personal brand the ick by doing or saying weird shit …..like damn mf I really liked your shit but I can’t give it time out my day no more vibe to it no more

I made it through the day yall