max booth will never die

if I know anything about this kind of situation, soon she will have a mental breakdown then divorce him and move to Minneapolis

choose your fighter

sending the hot butch who beats me up every day into a fit of rage after referring to a jimmy johns sandwich as a "james jonathan"

last night we went to a crooners club to watch a spooky old timey radio stageplay and, let me tell you, ITYSL prepared me for a way different crooners dress code than reality

for your ears

annual reminder that my novella THE LAST HAUNT is a perfect halloween read

out now (mostly) wherever you get podcasts! ep 1 of THE GHOULISH SHOW. @mads.haus joins @interrobangbus.bsky.social to talk new french extremity, scary gas stations, almost dying on the way to wrestlemania, why it’s fun to make gross stuff, & more! ghoulish.rip/the-ghoulish...

annual reminder that my novella THE LAST HAUNT is a perfect halloween read

Also BOUND IN FLESH: AN ANthology of Trans Body Horror edited by Lor Gislason bookshop.org/p/books/boun...

for your ears

I love you, FX’s The Lowdown

“who’s on first” scene in YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is maybe one of the most heartbreaking scenes I’ve seen in forever

I've just submitted the new podcast to various podcast outlets, but in the meantime you can already listen to episode one (for free) on Patreon. THE GHOULISH SHOW returns. @mads.haus is my first guest. Have fun: www.patreon.com/interrobangb...

another episode of the ghoulish podcast reboot in the bag

"move to minneapolis and become gayer" — my advice to anybody who vents to me about their life, lately

suddenly getting really into car seat headrest. i'm sorry

trying to pavlov dog myself into getting hard whenever i hear yakety sax

walking around looking at my hands and feet in front of me while thinking "POV: you are me" and giggling alone

we gotta sell like 50 more of these things to cover the printing costs for our initial order, so... here it is again! a shirt. for your body. it will make you look hot and weird.

weekly reminder that we have a new shirt for pre-order! @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social designed the art! gonna print these at the end of the month, so don't wait too long to get your order in.

appropriate reading material at the mechanic @spookhouse.bsky.social

1) I'm on the board of the Ray Bradbury Center 2) I am co-editing a new anthology (with Carrie Cooper, Assistant Director of the Ray Bradbury Center and public humanities scholar).

grieving all the things you left behind to build a survivable life all by yourself, cutie?

we have been walking around Bde Maka Ska lately and today noticed a tiny door and window in one of the benches. obsessed with the idea of opening it and getting sucked into another world

Just in time for Halloween! I’ve been looking forward to reading this since @mads.haus first mentioned it, and now I have the physical book in my hands! I am set for the horror season now!

just in time to sell a child a copy of @lormaggot.ca’s COSMIC DYKE PATROL

did I procrastinate all night and morning and only start preparing for today’s vendor event an hour before loadin, then rush like a maniac, trip down the stairs, forget to change my clothes, leave my wallet at home along with our banner, and make it here a few minutes before loadin ends? maybe

nobody told me Minnesota gets cold

lulu forever ❤️

read this

dog heaven is real & we're gonna bust 'em out

if i call you a "fuckface" i consider you a close friend. if i call you a "bozo" i'm madder than i've ever been in my life

diving across my bed to hide the giant bottle of lube on my nightstand before the maintenance guy walks in (not because i'm embarrassed, i don't want him to steal it)