Andy Cooper

“Our ̶e̶m̶p̶l̶o̶y̶e̶e̶s̶ ̶data centers are our greatest asset” - Microsoft

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Time to start actually making the ice good out at the DFW Curling Club!

It's really starting to look like a curling club down here in Dallas.

You can watch us add houses and pins to the DFW Curling Clubs ice !! www.youtube.com/live/O2MRaQr...

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

I didn’t know Marine One had the range to fly to Cancun.

For the bibliophiles like me! #BookSky

I'd suggest you decide on this before you decide if you are going to fire a concealed carry weapon, because it's far more likely this will come up than you ever getting to be the "good guy with a gun"

one thing the ai era makes me miss is really shitty bespoke photoshops you used to get just the lowest effort garbage imaginable made by people who have opened the program three times in their entire life, but it had some charm to it and now they just generate the same bullshit as everyone else

My current strongest argument against this being a simulation is that there's nobody that I have heard of trying to "air bud" the 6th amendment into a way to find out if McConnell is dead or not.

Tell you what, I’ll worry about the imaginary oppression of robots in the future when you worry about the real oppression of humans right now

Every single strike is for all of us, union and non union. Every single striker is risking their income and livelihood to insist that working people deserve dignity and respect and livable wages.

Well shit. Looks like I'm building roads in Australia and riding the monorail!

I used to work at Delta Faucet Company. It literally took someone falling head first into the highly acidic and toxic plating bath (and losing the lawsuit from said event) for them to add a railing and grate system above so people couldn't fall in.

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

I've been working on a LOT of things for the new curling club that I'm helping out to build out. This is the current version of my ergonomic pebble wand. The goal: to have a pistol grip instead of the typical French grip style so I can reduce grip exhaustion issues and have more control.

Everyone should get this. If you think you’re too old, you’re not. If you think you’re the wrong gender, you’re not. This should be like the MMR routine: required for life in society.

This. I am sick to death of evangelists claiming my resistance to AI is based on a lack of understanding or knowledge. No, it was doing that research that allowed me to confidently arrive at my anti-AI stance.

And here is a sample video of the assembly in use. Apologies for the just gods awful sound the foam makes when cut.

Nothing quite like showing up to a job site and building what has to be the most dangerous tool on the site to help cut a bunch of foam board quickly.

IF YOU ARE STILL IN LINE TO BOO TRUMP, PLEASE STAY IN LINE

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In words that I thought I would never say. I think I have misplaced my curling stone.

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

The depression that set in the fourth year in a row where the only changes were new additions to the findings from new research was the reason I had to get out of pentest consulting.

Spent the weekend learning to make curling ice up in Denver and I received the notification that I passed the assessment. So I guess I get to add Club Ice Technician to my resume.

I am so hosed.

Remember when EVVVVVVVVVERYTHING was going to be on the blockchain? Remember how so many people say AI is inevitable so just start using it?

One of those rare opportunities to grab a rockstar while you can. She is one of those precious diamonds in the rough I’d stake my own career on.