Amanda

If they're 3D printing chicken now, sell it in the shape of those wiggly dragons that are all over the place at Ren Faires and craft shows

The argument for why Disney didn’t want to do The Muppet Show was licensing money (among other things, Muppets are expensive) Well they’re paying for licensing with the Gleeboot no one wants, guess we get to argue for more Muppets now!

Can an AI go rogue and hire me to a new job

Posers be like “this is my Digimon team!” like you have options and aren’t assigned one singular digital buddy without your input. This is now your little guy, ONE little guy, good luck.

never the wrong time for this classic

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

EARLY BOOK MAIL FOR MEEEEEEE also pin and sticker mail day yayyyyyy, let’s see what October is getting up to in this, the 20th installment 😱

I brought a Clefairy pen to take notes and my water bottle covered in Sailor Moon and Pokemon stickers to my all-day job interview today. Probably didn’t land the position, but at least they saw who I was through accessories

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not

More good news: you have 8 days to read all the books in anticipation for book 20!! 😀 (this is a reminder to me, a person who meant to do a series reread this summer, and did not)

Every time a website or app cheerfully introduces me to my new virtual AI assistant I grab it and drown it facedown in a shallow creek.

Oh shit oh fuck Super Grover logged in to the wrong account and accidentally revealed his secret identity

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

Hey no one warned me I was gonna cry about Coyote vs. Acme 😭😭😭

did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

someone get the repair man to the claw machine STAT, it is fritzing out trying to get the correct 80 year old 😭

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

NYC friends, please help if you can!

Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text

The baby has put himself in Baby Jail

People annoyed about AJ Andrews doing crowd interviews: shush. She's talking to women who used to play in the last league, we won't have many opportunities to talk to them left. She's talking to fans and possible future players. She's getting evidence for why this is important and should continue.

Great first WPBL game. Yay women’s sports. 🥳🥳🥳⚾️⚾️⚾️

I love everything Seanan writes, but these books are MY FAVORITE. I don't just think they're the Best Series nominated for this year's Hugo, I think this is the Best Series PERIOD.

And book twenty is out this fall!

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

Sometimes, when you have a friend who grew up in a cult, you get texts asking why everyone our age has A Thing about quicksand

Strongly recommend driving with the windows down and cranking up the tunes for your mental health Just not in residential areas

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