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Love this STARSKY & HUTCH tribute by a bunch of guys in Bradford.

When they nuke Iran and Jesus don't come back And your son's still gay and there's no cheap gas When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port Will you be bitchin' 'bout men playin' women's sports I get weary I get nervous They hired a clown we got the whole damn circus

Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥

Listen boney. You really fucked up today while looking down the list and stopping at 80 years olds beginning with 'D'. Everyone loved Dolly. Now go back to the list, back to 'D' and make amends by bumping off the other one. Follow the trail of orange fake tan and dead Iranians. And Farage. Thanks

Spend £3,000 to meet the £5m pound ringmaster at the next conference* *also includes entry to Faragestock

Hello followers. Welcome aboard. You'll find I rarely post like this (this is my first one) but I chip in all over the place. Enjoy the ride. Keep your arms inside the carriage.

This is how I feel about your fucking potato related announcements! This is fucking brilliant 😹😹😹 it could have fucking been written for you Sire.

Celebrities in the crowd at the World Cup final are: Melvin Hayes, her off Bucks Fizz, Rustie Lee, the ghost of Frank Bough, Lord Charles (Ray Allen was in the bar) Count Binface. Have I missed anyone?

Last night's ten goal final was far better than this tippy tappy niggling bullshit.

Football has decided to remain where it's been for the last 56 years. I think it's taken up residency

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Jelly and ice cream!

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... We're going to get Harry Potter to phone Trump. He knows people that can reverse this.

Alright, I'm finally going to ask. Who the hell is Mitch McConnell?

Ronaldo. The fat Elvis of football has gone back to Vegas.

FIFA have just awarded 2 goals to Portugal, both scored by Ronaldo after a phone call. "Tonight I am enjoying a large donation to my bank balance" Infantino. Tonight. We are all Belgians. 🇧🇪

@tftimemachine.bsky.social Ecuador v Germany is a match crying out for a stray dog on the pitch running about a bit then having a shit in the penalty area

I thought this was on Point….

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE: "No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested". "Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

"...yes but Starmer is doing the thing with the farmers isn't he? No I'm not one, but Clarkson says he's one"

This

LETS 'AVE IT!