H.R. Haldemania

Been practicing driving a midsize sedan into a bridge abutment at 140km/h in BeamNG and getting pretty good at it.

No Way! That's great!

Can't wait for my nieces and nephews to get a bit older so I can constantly bother them about how good Relationship of Command is

In honour of Brazil

www.jessamyn.com/barth/colby....

Just left a perfect voicemail.

Reckon I'll go die on a glacier so people in a couple thousand years may glean some insights about life in our epoch

In the movie The Talented Mr. Ripley, which takes place in the 1950s, a copy of Miles Davis' 1986 album Tutu is prominently displayed during one scene.

The Exorcist and the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid

Don't bring anything to the job interview. Don't go to the job interview. Fill your pockets with stones and walk into the river.

must remember to delete that Doris Kearns Goodwin and LBJ slash fiction from my hard drive before I die

Spent several hours in public today with zero panic attacks.

RIP Frank Beard

Haven't you people ever heard of mourning your goddam son?

Enacting a devious multi-year prank on my brother-in-law by getting his kids really into Guided by Voices

Feeling like Robert Mitchum but giving Peter Lorre

Now do you feel that cold, icy presence in the morning with coffee and bread? Do you feel in the movement of traffic and days a terrible significance?

Dreamt that Tom Verlaine was late to pick me up in his mechanical butterfly

The FBI guy on the criterion Silence of the Lambs commentary sounds insane

We as a society have moved past the need for Gail Asper

I bought a copy of Cloudsplitter that is shipping from Manassas, VA. How fitting.

Doesn't seem right that I need a VPN to watch most of the Atom Egoyan collection on Criterion in Canada

Beloved Turkish character actor Mehmet Walsh

Yet again have the Pavement clone end credits song from River of Grass stuck in my head

My mémère is 94 and doesn't really know what The Simpsons is, but she does know her favourite Simpsons joke is, "Thank you, it's just brown and water."

Strikes me as incredibly rich when Americans make Nazi-harbouring jokes about Argentina

Casino was a documentary but just about James Woods' character

Have you reckon'd a thousand burgers much? Have you reckon'd some fries much?

Too hot to think. Going to have to turn on the AC and do yet another Michael Clayton/Syriana comfort watch double bill.

Hermes Trismegistus gave me all these gifts for Christmas

Every time I watch The Silence of the Lambs I get so psyched to see The Guy That Isn't Quite Tim Blake Nelson that I forget Chris Isaak is in here too.

I really need to stop reading Gwynne Dyer op-eds.

Uwe Boll should make a movie about vigilantes who have to suck every ape's dick

if you ask me Incubus peaked with Avuncular Homunculus

Dreamed I did too much ketamine with Donald Cerrone

Calling it early. 2026 earworm of the year is imagining Trump talking about manga. "Japanese comic books.. they call them mong-GA... read 'em backwards, many beautiful pictures" and things of that nature.

Hans Zimmer... much to answer for.

Man, if you think you've got a legacy to leave I've got two vast and trunkless legs of stone to sell you.

Jeff Tweedy if he were a YouTuber: "I'd like to thank you all / for watching / and remind you all to like and subscribe"

If I ever successfully complete suicide please note I would prefer to be spoken of as someone who won their battle with depression.

The Jeep Rubicon: for when you want to associate your automobile purchase with a decision so consequential it leads ultimately to your murder.