Implord34

Implord34

@implord34.bsky.social

A 24 year old nerd who posts and reposts weirdness

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Being made of rubber has so many advantages. One of them being malleability. Just a quick squish here, a stretch there, a few days of spirals, and you're the perfect Ken~ Thank you @rubberpomade.bsky.social for seeing my true potential~🩷

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Not sure if Dr. Hazmat could do that, with his all squishy rubber goo body... It'd look like squeezing a watermelon with a big chunk of rubber, so it won't be that powerful :P

Professor Mcintosh@professormcintosh.bsky.social

Well the first thing I would do is that one video online where they stick a watermelon inside a hippos mouth and watch them crunch it. Scientific research, of course.

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An older post from Twtr. Now feels as good a time as any to share it here lol. My monkey character gets surrounded and captured by the Bloons, but he doesn't seem to mind🎈

i love how cozy pokopia is~ when I’m finally done building something it gives me such joy tbh. Whilst it’s not big I made a little gym for the hitmon trio with room for one more Pokemon or just some set dressing ^w^ and I fully fixed bleak beaches entrance and made a path down to the basin!

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You know I love turning guys into my socks and torturing them with my rank musky wolf feet, but today I am really obsessed with the idea of turning someone into my socks right before I werewolf out and tear them to shreds with my massive clawed feet anyway, the indignity of being tfd only to be rags

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You know those kink pics where a character has hyper balls and they get lifted up to look like boobs, I figure, honestly why not just call them chestnuts, like if people can use the term creampie for a kink why not innovating bold new kink terminology

I love coming up with weird ideas but I think the silliest ones have been my taur ideas! being inspired by a cop taur art piece which was a cop with a cop car lower half i decided to do others where the bottoms aren’t animals… are they considered taurs at that point? Probably not but I don’t care ;3

My first fun one was a cotton candy cart taur to tease a friend~ rolling round a circus handing out cotton candy fresh from his lower half whilst covered in clownish makeup with cotton Candy hair. My other one was an orca taur where the orca body had the top half where the blowhole would be :3

PvZ has some interesting designs mixed in wether old or semi new excluding the possible ai ones :/ but I don’t think I’ve seen more fun ones than the Chinese version of PvZ 2.just look at ones like hat mushroom or any of the sky city plants~ from mage mushrooms to acidic citrus youll enjoy something