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Swifties are the most vapid empty shell people on the planet. Trying to control people’s right to express opinions, Sounds like Scientology or nazism

Waco Texas by #EthelCain sounds like being inside a hurricane. What an incredible song

I look forward to never listening to that poorly written and tacky Taylor Swift album again. If only people and the media got as hyperbolic about the new #AFI album “Silver Bleeds the Black Sun” which is actually a good album.

Melbourne traffic these school holidays needs to get fucked. People’s driving post Covid is something else

The US government should stay shut down until January 2029 when the human orange has finally been canned. I still have faith that human beings will reject the world’s current slide into backwards fascism. Accept diversity. Reject dumbfuck martyrs like Charlie Kirk & Trump, the way they did Hitler

You know the economy post Covid is cooked when even phone cases are overpriced. $70 aud? No thanx they should be $15

I love when #Siri takes the moral high ground and censors song titles that contain “bad words” like “bastards of young”, yet Tim Apple just gave the biggest racist, homophobe, transphobe, xenophobe, misogynist a tacky gold plaque on behalf of Apple. One moral for you, one moral for me

‘Observe and Report’ is an underrated Seth Rogen movie.

#SussanLey and #AnthonyAlbanese going a day without proving how out of touch both parties are = mission impossible. Australia is not the lucky country

If #ElonMusk was as smart as he thinks he is, he would’ve known no one on the left would’ve been responsible for killing Charlie Kirk because 1) They want gun control 2) They know killing awful people turns them into undeserved martyrs 3) They have empathy

With the way the Australian government weaponises the ATO to do their dirty work of pillaging the working class and keeping them down, I would turn a blind eye to anyone harming a bureaucrat, the only assistance I would render is turning my back

In #Melbourne, Australia you clean your car for an hour - so it’s only clean for 10mins of driving before it rains

Even on a lossy platform like Spotify the 2012 less compressed version of the #GreenDay album “American Idiot” used on the streaming version of the 20th anniversary edition sounds better than the original master still used on physical lossless versions of the album. Plz discontinue the 2004 master

#dexterresurrection season 1 was the best season of Dexter since season 7. 13 years in the making. How fucking epic

Do we ever become too “old” to do something or do we just set limitations on ourselves

All these modern day Nazi’s seem to forget Hitler died a loser and a coward. When he knew he couldn’t defend his disgusting war crimes he took the cowards way out, A bullet to the head. #marchforaustralia following an obsolete German ideology on aboriginal land when the third reich failed LOL

Just like #ICE have been embarrassing #america on the world stage, the #marchforaustralia “protests” across Australian cities are an embarrassment to #australia on the world stage. A country full of backwards bogan luddites

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Dexter Morgan… Fuck You #brutal

This is the worst car badge placement I’ve ever seen #vw #volkswagen

I don’t think billionaire Taylor Swift has announced enough vinyl variants of her new album. I bet every other artist is having their vinyl pressings delayed to 2026.

Siri is like a time capsule from 2011. 14 years and barely any improvement.

Ballsy of VW (when they’re struggling to sell cars) to announce you’ll have to subscribe to access your cars full horsepower. It’s almost like they want to shut factories and damage the brand more. Whoever is doing PR for #volkswagen is..killing it… the ID.3 is an ugly car tbh

Since buying a P-Bass I’ve learnt whenever a song has an “easy” to play guitar part it usually has the trickiest bass line chock full of notes hidden under the guitar, making it groove and the reason why it’s such a rush to listen to the song. Bass really is underrated

You make no claims in which you’re at fault. Your car goes down in value every year. But somehow your insurance now increases every year instead of decreases like it used to in a pre-COVID world. Australian car insurance has become a fucking scam. Especially fuck the RACV who pay no tax

I’ve got a year old Galaxy as a work phone and 3 year old iPhone as a personal phone and the iPhone still loads and runs faster. Plus the UI makes sense and is clean. But Android users have to always be arguing on the internet about their alternative totally non mainstream terrible phone choice

The Ford Wanker is a more appropriate name than “Ranger” considering the demographic of drivers that drive them

This new Ethel Cain album is one this years best. I’ve missed a vibe album like this, something that sounds like a movie and is completely immersive on headphones

I’m actually super impressed Taylor Swift edited her album down to 12 songs. A 35 song album is a chore to listen to and feels repetitive and suffocating no matter how talented the artist is. But 12 songs is snappy and to the point and makes you hit replay

Netflix is the new Blockbuster. Their content peaked 2018-2020 and now they’re just price gouging

DoorDash is such a piece of shit company

I can’t believe I only discovered the greatness of Japchae in 2025

I think the worst thing about EVs that doesn’t get much attention is how they can be accessed/controlled/shut down remotely. Imagine the abuse of power when governments and insurers start doing this. Eventually they’ll fine you remotely too. Our freedoms are slowly being eroded day by day

Howard Hamlin did not deserve that shit. Still as shocking as when it aired. Kim Wexler is just as terrible as Saul Goodman

I think your well paid boss saying they “have a life” so can’t work weekends whilst they demand their lowest paid employees work weekend overtime is the perfect example of why capitalism is fucked

#Apple had the opportunity to shun the path of other tech companies like #Google, #Meta & #Amazon. Instead they bowed down and kissed Adolf Trump’s feet like the rest of them. Tim Cook really just stabbed his own community in the back considering how openly homophobic Trump has been. Wow

Pearl Jam were right to try take on Ticketmaster in the 90s. Look what’s happened now, they’re a monopoly and LiveNation is price gouging music fans at every turn. I bet not a single person at LiveNation is a music fan, just a suit wearing casual music listener finance bro

There’s people in this world that think lip-synching to a song on TikTok is highly watchable content. If that’s not a statement on modern society I don’t know what is

Infuriating living through these economic times with a cost of living crisis where everything costs double or triple what it did during COVID and paying more tax than any of the evil corporations making tons of profit. Fuck capitalism, the Australian government and the ATO

The new Hayley Williams album is better than ‘This Is Why’ no one could’ve expected that

I’m glad we’ve started getting Warburtons crumpets in Australia. Their crumpet game is a lot better than Golden

When the Australian government starts intervening in controlling the internet and unions you know Australia is cooked. Corporations have taken over

Is “Dumb & Gross with Expensive Taste” an album by #AzealiaBanks? Because it should be

I know we’re in a shit timeline because vegan products and food items introduced back in the late 10’s have slowly disappeared from Australian stores. 2019 seemed like the peak for veganism. It’s a bitter pill to swallow that veganism is back at square one

We already know the UK has the worst food and culture in the world. The trifecta had to be completed with internet. Is “Online Safety Bill” the title of a forthcoming Black Mirror episode?

The thing that’s cool about the 2nd Trump presidency is how more and more people seem to have woken up to the fact he’s a fucking idiot. World leaders are less polite and professional. Memes are harsher. Government departments advise against travelling to the US. His reputation is worse than ever

Jerry Finn is behind all the best sounding albums from millennial youth. No one in 2025 is producing guitar music anywhere near as good as he did.

Strange how much I miss the COVID lockdowns of 2020 sometimes. Our quality of life was nowhere near as bad as it is now. Crazy what 5 years of unchecked and government enabled corporate greed can do to the world

What an arrogant teenager I was thinking high school sucked when in reality it’s working life that sucks. 6 hour days are a breeze in hindsight. Plus it didn’t feel like we were working to go nowhere in generation rent

Waited for 4 months for the #LauraJaneGrace “Adventure Club” album to drop, only to be put off from listening to it given all that’s gone down in the last 24?48? Hours. I even took a day off work to chill and listen. I dunno @polyvinyl.bsky.social but this will be sitting on the shelf unplayed a bit