Bob

Petch aka peach

catch up with bob meme pack

Sir please

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Wifey wants me to get *any* job, mentioned I should work at Costco. I breathed a sigh of relief. I'm guessing excel is her blind spot.

As some people may have heard (😩) I am on the job market. If anyone has any leads on netsec, offsec or anything similar let me know. I’m open to learning something new as well. In the mean time I’m available for 1099 work. Thanks ya’ll 🫶

Life is too short for all this bullshit

Also yes you can pay me to fix your security organization and program headaches

Thank fuck my intrusive thoughts switched to "finish that bowl and get back to work fucker"

Subsystems nominal, but the orchestration unit is fried

we await the return of stovey

My dunning Kroger's is out stripping my skill

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

i finally got an alligator on my shirt but at what lacoste

Oh, I can find joy in shit like tucker having sugar daddies

Some days, I'm ready to just fucking get back to it. Sit down, learn some stuff, do the things. Other days I wake up, and just don't know why all this shit was built. Like flock cameras. Ad networks. Variable pricing. Self healing minefields. Smdh.

Overshot it. "How could someone like me be born this handsome? And talented too? Fucking flawless, I piss excellence, hire me"

Writing about yourself is wild. Wish I didn't have to struggle to validate myself.

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

alex jones? You mean art bell on angel dust?

tilt a whirl fuck ass day. still have to write about myself in a favourable light, what do I do anyways?

Apologies for being quiet lately. I have been affected by a layoff and, after 9 years working at Aether Studios making characters for Rivals of Aether, Dungeons of Aether and Rivals of Aether 2, I will be out of a job starting May 1st. If you need a concept artist or character designer, hit me up.

molly hatchet probably means something completely different now huh

room full of journalists can’t report on events, room full of bodyguards can’t guard a principal, room with an assassin can’t fuckin hit this country is so embarrassing dawg

ideal would be build jalopys for ppl, but im ok fixing stuff, and doing tech support. I dont mind helping.

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

Down to pre rolls, I get them out, they are 2:1 😞 youtu.be/IS7zh_Ppdoo?...

getting a pa-820 just to feel something. And dig into it like a sloppy tool.

I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.

stayed tuned for my low self esteem sysadmin content, truly an untapped market.

Logging on, firing up my rss reader after awhile

YO BOB WAKE UP

Marijuana and ass locked in like yin and yang

Read about the protobuf js deal, started poking around, and now I'm setup again. I like how I spend six months not touching hacking like I'm on heroin, then it rolls back in, in a manic f wave. Kind of tired of js, gonna dunning Kroger's some c

Fuck that manifesto bullshit. Strip that company bare.

Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Adhd tips I refuse to follow, for people that refuse to get treated.

Logging on youtu.be/NeQ7ejkYCe4?...

Properly labeled tiny beast

When they asked what I was doing I told them I was taking pictures of the empty Hennepin Avenue. I told them the rain made the reflections look nice. They told me no, it didn't look nice and said my explanation made them believe i was suffering from some type of mental health crisis.

Ansel Adams said I could use hard water to develop, as a treat.