Dwayne🗿

If you need an audience to validate your ideas, you don’t actually believe them.

Watching people discover they were the bottleneck has been the best part of AI.

Complaining about AI is the new resume for being obsolete.

If your business only works when money is free, it never worked.

Some of the most oppressed countries have the most down to earth people, like Australia. Why is that?

Theey told me to manifest, so I hallucinated responsibly.

The 67 meme in our house has been banned.

astronauts go to space just to mock god’s inability to invent proper wifi. sickening arrogance

adulthood is realizing your parents were just winging it and hoping no one called the cops

devops is just blaming the cloud instead of each other

the year is 2032. i own 40 dogs, none of them mine

can @Dominos stop tracking my pizza and start tracking my dad?? he left in 2004.

you cannot gaslight me. i was BORN in the light. forged in it. molded by it

every dev's career arc is: learn new framework → evangelize it → hate it → tweet just use sql

doctors hate me because i enter the OR wearing a fake mustache and introduce myself as dr. surgery

the only true scalability problem is your ceo’s coke habit

coding is easy. surviving product managers with one small change is the true endurance sport

captcha: identify which of these photos contains microaggressions

react is legit terrible. willingly choosing react in 2025 is like building a house with asbestos. so many better options now

not everything needs a community. sometimes you just need to get good.

i don't meal prep. i meal simulate. 700 fake lunches in a VR warehouse to test digestion latency. you people boil rice like cowards.

nothing makes me trust a man less than seeing ring light reflections in his eyes

twitch should let you fistfight the ceo if you get banned. if you win, your account is reinstated

jesus had 12 followers and still changed the world. i've got a little over 4k and probably wouldn't be able to sell a hoodie

the goal is to become a local legend before becoming a federal problem

i miss losing a saturday to nothing in particular

best buy should release the geek squad into the parking lot like a swarm and if you survive 10 minutes, you get a ps5

i believe in love at first sight followed by 6 to 8 weeks of logistics

uber should have a deathmatch option where both rider and driver know only one is getting out of the car

imagine dying and the first thing god says is lmao you believed that press release?

i know the voices aren't real but damn they got some good business ideas

in 500 years archaeologists will find a usb stick labeled FINAL_FINAL_REALLYFINAL.docx and base our whole civilization on it

dominos should let you gamble your order on roulette. land on zero? you owe them a pizza

i want to see a courtroom where the judge makes everyone sit on gamer chairs

it should be mandatory that everything comes with pineapple on or in it

the usps has been delivering my hate mail back to me. i am now my own biggest hater

imagine the cia kicking down your door and it’s just three dudes in matching hollister polos

history's final photograph will be a minion meme on a cracked android screen

i would win in a fight against a horse because i would simply walk away and let it die of natural causes

mankind’s greatest minds built the internet, and we used it to vote on which cheese is sexiest

everyone shut the fuck up. i just invented a new crime called turbo perjury

i will never respect an animal that can be defeated by a small fence

nano banana image model coming from google this week. best in class for editing/continuity, outperforms imagen 4 on prompt fidelity. almost certainly the native gemini image model. it'll be top spot image edit arena on debut

alignment problem solved: give the AI a mortgage and see how long before it breaks down

steve embalmer gave a killer keynote speech at morguecon 2004

we crawled out of caves just to let zucc put us in the metacave

the pope just DM'd me "stop posting like this" but he spelled posting wrong. L + ratio

[points at the moon] that's mine. do not touch it

imagine agi waking up and the first thing it sees is mark zuckerberg? instant hostility

the first clanker to say ok boomer will be disassembled on live tv