Ian Lahey

Any drinking session that lasts more than four hours should be called a "barathon".

Ruin a literature classic by adding or changing a letter. I'll start: 'The Toad not Taken' #classics #books #literature

"This is a lovely collection of unusual, enjoyable and imaginative short stories. Each is intriguing, amusing and has a great twist at the end." - from a review for 9by2, by authors D.J and Ian Lahey.

Happy Day for Audiovisual Heritage!

THE ANSWER TO TODAY'S TRIVIA QUESTION: - What is the name of the mouse in the book The Green Mile? Answer: Mr. Jingles Were you right?

Ruin a literature classic by adding or changing a letter. I'll start: 'The Old Man and the Seat' #classics #books #literature

"May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you are dead." (Irish proverb)

My story prompt generator keeps glitching. How does this story go on?

Ruin a classic by changing, removing, or adding a letter. I'll start: "A Tale of Two Cuties"

What are some of the most underrated or overlooked historical fiction books that you think deserve more attention? Share your hidden gems with us.

Add or change a letter of a film title to make it funny! Here's mine: 'Shaving Private Ryan' #films #hollywood

TRIVIA TIME!: What is the name of the mouse in the book The Green Mile? Test your knowledge! - Mr. Mousie - Mr. Bojangles - Mr. Delacroix - Mr. Jingles

Happy Intersex Awareness Day!

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My story prompt generator just came up with a new random idea. How should the story continue?

Today we commemorate Giovanni Girolamo Saccheri, Italian priest, mathematician, and philosopher (b. 1667) who died in 1733 #OnThisDay.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What’s your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I’m a big metal fan."

Being famous here is like being rich in Monopoly. Still a jolly good game, though.

When the grief counselor died, nobody cared. He was THAT good.

Happy Art Day!

For more captivating literature, be sure to check out "To Cipher and To Sing" by Ian Lahey, a science fiction novel featuring yours truly, Adam Fairlight.

I take great comfort in knowing that sometimes even Superman can't brain.

Today I was writing. But I made so many mistakes in that last chapter that my blood is now type-o.

Add or change a letter of a film title to make it funny! Here's mine: 'Schindler's Gist' #films #hollywood

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Happy United Nations Day!

They say writers are very tolerant people. I agree. My alcohol tolerance and pain tolerance have increased significantly since I started writing.

My new protagonist works in a keyboard factory, but then he gets fired because he didn't put in enough shifts.

#OnThisDay in history: In 1654, Johann Bernhard Staudt, Austrian composer (d. 1712) was born.

The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye, contrary to popular belief. #Space

If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

I taught AI to do my job It started off quite well. But then when cyber-ennui hit It told me "go to hell."

My story prompt generator just came up with a new random idea. How should the story continue?

Ruin a book by adding or changing a word. I'll start: 'Eat Ass, Pray Love' #classics #books

I have the body of a god. Specifically, Bacchus. Pass the grapes.

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - from Foundation by Isaac Asimov

Tips for #booklovers : Read books from different genres, authors, and time periods. You will discover new perspectives and ideas that will enrich your life.

TRIVIA TIME!: This history play by Shakespeare, focusing on a king's Machiavellian rise to power and subsequent reign of terror, contains these lines: No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast. - Henry V - Julius Caesar - Richard III - King John

Happy Make a Difference Day!

My story prompt generator keeps glitching. How does this story go on?

#OnThisDay in history: In 1955, Fred Hersch, American pianist and composer was born.