The fact that

So apparently one of the Try Guys cheated on his wife. As if this day couldn’t get any f*****g worse 🤦‍♂️

Will “Lisan al-Gaib” Reichard

John Hussein Adams

Holy shit. Turn on the TV, any channel. Trump just got COVID.

I need to harm communities. To make films.

Almost done writing this freaking document

I hate when slack does A/B testing in real time. kys

Everyone is watching the demongate… but missing the timeline

I’m a leftwing Bircher

Flagellated by a troop of Morgellons truthers

Local bozo found tragically alive

Discal Lyceum

My Scrumptious Dinner with Andre

It’s like, totally hypothetical, or whatever

Do you think those walmart person-tracking real-time price adjustments keep track of BLS statisticians coming in to count their grocery baskets and change prices so that their C-suite’s kids can bet on polymarket what the next month CPI will be

Biz buna proleterleşme adını veriyoruz.

Has someone written the Woke Turner Diaries yet

Do you guys have any thoughts on the matter of the South-North Water Transfer Project?

It’s cute, frankly, that the symbol of the Samajwadi Party is a bicycle

As a 1/4ths Italian-American

Why dont ya go blog about it, jagoff

My name is John Shittt III and I live in Dumbfuckistan City

Okay so this guys a total freakazoid I’ve come to learn

I still like them all more than the alternatives but you do have to admit it’s interesting that El-Sayed, Mamdani et al just happen to be around Alex and Jeffrey Soros. I’m sure they’re really fun to hang out with but isn’t your whole deal about a new type of politics

Banking under socialism >>>>

Type of shit I’m on when I’m posting about “Minor guild mage named Hex Cursingly” or whatever other bullshit i put on here

Check out the wikipedia page “Breakfast by country” for some of the highest information density you can find these days

It’s like a hell entity, dude

Herodotus. The Histories. Learn

wizard named J.R.R Spellcaster

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Minor guild mage named Hex Cursingly

Standup comedian with an alter ego named Joke Biddin‘

I saw one of the techs at the vet office taking a 20 minute vape break

I feel like Whalefall is going to end up getting pinned up on the Fail Wall #hatermoment

Learned that the first episode of the television show CSI: Sydney is about AUKUS. This changes everything

Such a beautiful tribute to charlie kirk in the Reality Fracture set!

This is great and all but don’t let this distract you from the fact that I saw Zohran Mamdani literally cast a hex on a stray dog to send him to the Demonic Dimension. He told me that it didn’t matter that I saw; nobody would believe me. I still have to tell the truth. I just have to tell the world.

zsh: abort /Applications/SuperspreaderViralEvent.App/contents/MacOS/sve -c

Paging Dr. Freak, Dr. Freak your 2 o’clock is waiting in the lobby for his blood removal

Just witnessed some awe-inspiring bullshit

I’ve been playing a lot of commander with my roommates. I’m having fun. I’m playing a cute izzet wizard deck

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Doing some random bullshit at the regional party headquarters [economy blows up irreparably] Filing some random bullshit insurance claims at the regional party headquarters

Evil medieval couple named Ser Tanely and Dame Onic

Grading exams by students who can’t even do arithmetic when we give them a calculator. Bro